{"id":1670,"date":"2009-09-25T07:04:22","date_gmt":"2009-09-25T11:04:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningseditionists.com\/msblog\/?p=1670"},"modified":"2009-09-25T07:04:22","modified_gmt":"2009-09-25T11:04:22","slug":"friday-rapture-watch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/2009\/09\/25\/friday-rapture-watch\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday Rapture Watch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday, it was a 19 pound baby (<a href=\"http:\/\/images.huffingtonpost.com\/gadgets\/slideshows\/2864\/slide_2864_40509_large.jpg\">seen in this photo next to a more normal size baby<\/a>; looks a bit like baby Godzilla), the socialist gay marriage plot, and Jim Trafficant&#8217;s desire to kick the IRS in the crotch (despite the fact that the IRS, as far as I can tell, has neither crotch nor naughty bits).  Today, in what Milf Cardinal Milfington would surely see as a sign of the coming Apocalypse, <a href=\"http:\/\/abcnews.go.com\/Health\/ReproductiveHealth\/pregnant-woman-pregnant-julia-grovenburg-conceives-consecutively\/story?id=8656369\">we bring you the story of the pregnant lady who got pregnant<\/a>.  Yes, she got pregnant with a baby boy two and a half weeks after conceiving a baby girl (looking at the happy couple, I&#8217;m actually kinda surprised she got knocked up once, let alone twice).  Now, if you were forced to guess where such a thing might happen, what state would come to mind?  If you said Arkansas (the state that brought us Herb Tarlek, Wal-Mart, and a college proud to select a hog as its mascot), you would be correct.  I had no idea this sort of thing was possible (not in humans, anyway), and am unsure how this works.  I mean, the two babies have different due dates.  As I mentioned yesterday, I&#8217;m not an expert on the subject, but when the first one starts coming, what, exactly, is gonna keep the second one from coming along for the ride?  <\/p>\n<p>Congratulations to Kirk Cameron.  It has to be difficult to be a washed-up teen heart throb and former crappy sit-com star, but the Kirkster has found a way to get himself into the news again (well, People Magazine anyway, but it&#8217;s a start) <a href=\"http:\/\/www.people.com\/people\/article\/0,,20307814,00.html\">by being an evolution denier<\/a>.  Being an idiot might not be the best way to re-invent yourself (though being an idiot is what made him semi-famous in the first place I guess), but it&#8217;s certainly <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2009\/09\/22\/mackenzie-phillips-oprah_n_294479.html\">better than having sex with your father<\/a>.  <\/p>\n<p>Breaking news this morning: looks like we&#8217;re about to accuse Iran of having a secret nuclear facility, which could go into production within a year.  Get ready for WW III (and prepare yourself to hear dubya say &#8220;I told ya so&#8221;).  <\/p>\n<p>Well, time to get to work.  TGIFF!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday, it was a 19 pound baby (seen in this photo next to a more normal size baby; looks a bit like baby Godzilla), the socialist gay marriage plot, and Jim Trafficant&#8217;s desire to kick the IRS in the crotch (despite the fact that the IRS, as far as I can tell, has neither crotch [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1670","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1670","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1670"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1670\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1671,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1670\/revisions\/1671"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1670"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1670"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1670"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}