{"id":1804,"date":"2009-10-22T07:02:11","date_gmt":"2009-10-22T11:02:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningseditionists.com\/msblog\/?p=1804"},"modified":"2009-10-22T07:46:29","modified_gmt":"2009-10-22T11:46:29","slug":"beck-brewer-and-boobs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/2009\/10\/22\/beck-brewer-and-boobs\/","title":{"rendered":"Beck, Bodyguards, Brewer, and Boobs"},"content":{"rendered":"

It appears that, with a bit of a lull in the Balloon Boy story, there’s nothing much going on in the world. Well, except that Amy Winehouse’s dad likes her new boobs<\/a>. That’s nice. I guess if you’re a young woman with a shithead for a husband and a drug problem, nothing will make you feel better than a little plastic surgery. As long as your dad approves, of course. I don’t really get the appeal, personally. Having grown up seeing my sister’s Barbi dolls in various states of undress, fake plastic boobs really don’t do it for me. I much prefer the real thing. I’m also not much for garish makeup or false eyelashes that make you look like you have a couple of bats glues to your eyes. But, to each his (or her) own. <\/p>\n

In other big news stories, Rosie O’Donnell and her wife are having “issues.”<\/a> Why I should care about that is uncertain, but there’s a mention of it on the front page of the HuffPost, so I know I should. I just wonder if I should be surprised or not (no offense to Rosie, but she strikes me as somebody that might be just a tad difficult to live with).<\/p>\n

Speaking of gay people, I’ve never actually heard of Adam Lambert (I take it he’s famous), but why do the gay guys always get the girls<\/a>? Just doesn’t seem fair.<\/p>\n

I may be disappointed in Barack Obama’s presidency, but this study makes me glad I didn’t vote for John McCain<\/a>:<\/p>\n

Men who voted for Obama maintained stable testosterone levels, while men who voted for McCain saw those levels drop more than 25 percent.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Makes you wonder what happened to the PUMAs when Hillary lost the nomination.<\/p>\n

Poor Glenn Beck. He’s apparently come to the conclusion that he’s relevant, and is now employing an armed bodyguard<\/a> (despite nobody seeming to know of any threats against him). My guess is he picked him out of the Jeff Guckert catalog.<\/p>\n

In the “they all look alike” department, fellow SU alum and MSNBC, um, anchor or whatever you call those people, Contessa Brewer called Jesse Jackson “Al Sharpton.”<\/a> Both black, both Reverends. Eh, close enough.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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