{"id":2235,"date":"2009-12-11T06:44:25","date_gmt":"2009-12-11T11:44:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningseditionists.com\/msblog\/?p=2235"},"modified":"2009-12-11T07:54:40","modified_gmt":"2009-12-11T12:54:40","slug":"frosty-friday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/2009\/12\/11\/frosty-friday\/","title":{"rendered":"Frosty Friday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday morning as I was trying to get my shit together and get out the door, I caught a few minutes of that bastion of morning teevee Urinalism, &#8220;The Today Show.&#8221;  It was that part in the beginning where they spend about five minutes on &#8220;real news&#8221; before moving on to more important things like how many chicks Tiger Woods is banging on the side or the <a href=\"http:\/\/today.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/34352408\/ns\/today-today_pets_and_animals\/\">cross on Moses the cow&#8217;s forehead<\/a> (which isn&#8217;t really a cross, but, whatever).  I could tell it was the serious news part because they had serious news person Andrea Mitchell (who always reminds me of K<a href=\"http:\/\/astrangeeye.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/brazil_movie_ida_lowry_katherine_helmond_plastic_surgery.jpg\">atherine Helmond in &#8220;Brazil&#8221;<\/a>) on.  Andrea was reporting on climate change and Global Warming.  Well, not really.  She was reporting on a &#8220;feud&#8221; between Al Gore and the Wolf Killa from Wasilla, Sarah Palin, over the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/content\/article\/2009\/12\/08\/AR2009120803402.html\">op-ed piece<\/a> that Sarah signed her name to in the Washington Post the other day.  Al pointed out how stupid Global Warming deniers are, and Palin responded with a series of snotty Facebook posts that Mitchell read on the air.  Yes, that&#8217;s what journalism has become &#8211; they don&#8217;t even have to be stenographers anymore, they just pull up Facebook and read what&#8217;s there.  Rather than, oh, I dunno, maybe doing some reporting on whether or not the vast majority of scientists believe that climate change is both real and man made, her report basically consisted of &#8220;Gore said, &#8216;Yes it is.&#8217;  Palin responded with, &#8216;No it isn&#8217;t.&#8217;  Gore: &#8216;Uh-huh.&#8217;  Palin:  &#8216;Nuh-uh.'&#8221;  It&#8217;s shit like this that (almost) makes me glad I have to go to work in the morning.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m reluctant to mention <a href=\"http:\/\/sports.espn.go.com\/ncb\/recap?gameId=293440057\">this sports-related item<\/a> but, what the hell: <span style=\"color:orange; font-weight:bold;\">Nine-and-oh, baby!<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Matt Taibbi has an interesting article up at Rolling Stone, entitled &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.rollingstone.com\/politics\/story\/31234647\/obamas_big_sellout\">Obama&#8217;s Big Sellout<\/a>.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Barack Obama ran for president as a man of the people, standing up to Wall Street as the global economy melted down in that fateful fall of 2008. He pushed a tax plan to soak the rich, ripped NAFTA for hurting the middle class and tore into John McCain for supporting a bankruptcy bill that sided with wealthy bankers &#8220;at the expense of hardworking Americans.&#8221;<br \/>\n[&#8230;]<br \/>\nThen he got elected.<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s taken place in the year since Obama won the presidency has turned out to be one of the most dramatic political about-faces in our history. &#8230;Obama had a clear mandate to rein in Wall Street and remake the entire structure of the American economy. What he did instead was&#8230;[pack] the key economic positions in his White House with the very people who caused the crisis in the first place. This new team of bubble-fattened ex-bankers and laissez-faire intellectuals then proceeded to sell us all out, instituting a massive, trickle-up bailout and systematically gutting regulatory reform from the inside.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>But, hey, he accepted a Nobel Peace Prize by saying that the US has a right to kick ass anytime, anywhere, no matter what &#8211; you gotta give him credit for that.  He&#8217;ll be out there &#8220;clearing brush&#8221; at his ranch in Chicago before you know it.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of &#8220;War is Peace,&#8221; &#8220;Escalation is Withdrawal,&#8221; &#8220;Obama is Change,&#8221; and stuff, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2009\/12\/10\/reid-senate-health-care-d_n_387754.html\">Harry Reid says<\/a> no &#8220;Public Option&#8221; is better than the &#8220;Public Option&#8221; (that was never really an option).  Not that it matters, since Queen Olympia Snowe and King Joey Lieberman will never let the Medicare buy-in (which, while it&#8217;s pretty crappy in that you can&#8217;t buy into it unless you can&#8217;t get insurance through your employer and is gonna be more expensive than private insurance, apparently isn&#8217;t crappy enough for the Connecticut Crybaby) happen.  <\/p>\n<p>Speaking of Lieberman, break out those Dreidels, &#8216;cuz Chanukah begins at sundown tonight (which is what, about 3:00 these days?). Chappy Chanukah to all the Jewish folks out there.  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