For some reason yesterday, I set my Facebook language to German. I’d been playing the German versions of the South Park Dreidel song and Mr. Hankey der Weinhactskot, and then for some reason there was a link on Facebook that said “switch to Deutsch” or something. So, I clicked it, and now I have 20 postfach, 2 Veranstaltungseinladungen, 2 Gruppeneinladungen, 2 Seitenvorschl\u00c3\u00a4ge, 25 weitere Anfragenmy, my sister has zur\u00c3\u00bcckstupsen me, and Liz Winstead and I have 10 gemeinsame Freunde. While I can figure out what most of that means, I’ll be damned if I can figure out how the hell to change it back to English. Was fickt das? Good thing I don’t use it much.<\/p>\n
I get the impression that a lot of people hate Tiger Woods, don’t you? I mean, OK, he appears to be a bit of a – what would you call it? Scallywag? Rake? Debaucher? Duchovny? I guess he’s a bit of a phony and a hypocrite (and kind of a dick), but there’s plenty of that going around. Assuming you’re not married to him, though, I fail to see the obsession with him and his philandering (it’s not like he went MIA from the Governor’s Mansion or something). I’d like to think I’m a better person than that, but it’s definitely a lot easier to stay “pure” when you’re not a billionaire and don’t exactly have the women pounding on your door. I mean, let he who is without sin cast the first stone and all that.<\/p>\n