Well, here we go again. Today on Press the Meat, everybody’s favorite potatohead has an all Republican lineup, with the Lizard Queen herself, Condi Rice, on to talk about how we’re only gonna attack Iran as a last resort (if the poll numbers improve, we might just put off the invasion). But of course the big news will no doubt be the marvelous cabinet selection in Iraq – well, except for the Secretaries of the Interior and Defense (which are supposed to be responsible for the country’s security), but how important could they be? Then it’s cracker vs. cracker, as Charlie Norwood of GA, and Lindsey “Fru Fru” Graham of SC debate the most important issue in the whole wide world (except for gay marriage, of course), immigration.<\/p>\n
On This Weak with George Snufalufagus, it’s the torture man, Alberto Gonzales (who, interestingly enough, is “unclear” on how his grandparents got to the country), on to tell us what a great guy he thinks Gen. Hayden is, and how those godless Mexicans (that would be the ones aren’t in his own family) need to be kept the hell out of the country (unless they can be exploited as chaep labor, of course). Then it’s John Edwards, on to talk about education, and maybe the 2008 election. At the roundtable, it’s Token Zakaria, Cokie “Bitch” Roberts, and of course, George :jerk: Will. Then an old favorite – John Walsh – is on to talk about how he’s pushing Congress to protect missing kids. Shouldn’t that have been done a long time ago?<\/p>\n
Over at Faze the Nation, it’s another appearance from the Marque de Gonzales, Dianne “Traitor” Feinstein of CA, and just plain fucking crazy James Sensenbrenner of WI. Maybe Sensenbrenner can get to the bottom of Alberto’s grandparents immigration status. <\/p>\n
Over at CNN, it’s international day, with Israeli PM Ehud Olmert, Australian PM John Howard, the guy with the glamor job (U.S. ambassador to Iraq), Zalmay Khalilzad, and Feisal Istrabadi, Iraq’s deputy ambassador to the United Nations. Plus it’s Chuck “Im simply outraged by all this spying” Hagel of Nebraska, and Ron Wyden of Oregon. <\/p>\n
On Fux News Sunday, Chris “The Weasel” Wallace has the Lizard Woman, plus “Maverick” McCain, on to show how tough he was, standing up to all those goddamn liberal kids at the New School.<\/p>\n
Later, on 60 Minutes, Mike Wallace looks back on what a huge disappointment his asshole son Chris has been, as well as some other moments from his 237 years in broadcasting.<\/p>\n
The West Wing is gone, and in it’s place NBC has part two of an earthquake disaster movie. :yawn: Then, it’s the season finale of just about everything else, including the Sporanos. <\/p>\n
Enjoy your Sunday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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