{"id":3266,"date":"2010-05-15T08:11:10","date_gmt":"2010-05-15T12:11:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningseditionists.com\/msblog\/?p=3266"},"modified":"2010-05-15T08:26:26","modified_gmt":"2010-05-15T12:26:26","slug":"saturday-26","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/2010\/05\/15\/saturday-26\/","title":{"rendered":"Saturday"},"content":{"rendered":"

Looks like some people (mostly the Krauts) are all kinds of miffed at Google<\/a>, because their street view cars have been “collecting payload data (the information users send over a wireless network) from non-password-protected WiFi networks.” Um, so, like, you’re broadcasting your private information via an unencrypted radio signal, and you’re pissed at Google? You might want to worry more about that guy sitting in a car on the corner with his Pringles® can antenna<\/a> pointed in your direction, or the kid across the street who’s using your Internet connection to surf porn while snooping through your hard drive, looking for that spreadhseet where you keep your bank account information and passwords. <\/p>\n

Also pissed at Google are cougars, who are accusing them (or should it be “it”?) of sexism.<\/p>\n

CougarLife<\/a>, a dating website for women “looking to catch younger men,” has accused Google of sexism, claiming that the company deemed its web ads “non-family safe,” while condoning as “family-safe” Internet ads for “sugar daddy-type” sites.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Of course, when you go to the CougarLife site, you see an image of what I would consider to be a young woman (with some kind of caterpillar or something on her eye) and a young man (wearing an old man’s t-shirt with a carefully groomed “unshaven” look) snuggling together. <\/p>\n

You know you’re getting old when the cougars look like kids.<\/p>\n

I guess that makes me a candidate for SeekingArrangement.com<\/a>, which helps hook young girls up with dirty (and rich, apparently) old men. And what is an “arrangement” you ask?<\/p>\n

An Arrangement is short for “Mutually Beneficial Relationship” between two people. Such a relationship is usually between an older and wealthy individual who gives a young person expensive gifts or financial assistance in return for friendship, or intimacy.<\/p>\n

Let’s face it… It’s human nature for people to want younger and more attractive partners. It’s also natural for younger men & women to seek out more experienced, sophisticated partners, specifically those who have the means of providing them with comforts and luxuries.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Yeah. Specifically<\/em><\/strong> with the means of providing comforts and luxuries. <\/p>\n

Any chance there’s a site out there for hot young babes hoping to hook up with fat old broke guys? Like, young people seeking revenge on their parents? <\/p>\n

Daddy wouldn’t let you take to Porsche to school this semester? Break his heart by hooking up with a working slob who’s older than he is! <\/p>\n

Nothing will piss your parents off more than pictures of their daughter “doing the nasty” with a furloughed State Worker!<\/p>\n

Visit rent-a-slob.com today!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Either that, or join the “horror rock band,” Voluptuous Horror Of Karen Black<\/a>. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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