{"id":371,"date":"2006-10-01T05:00:19","date_gmt":"2006-10-01T09:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningseditionists.com\/msblog\/?p=371"},"modified":"2006-09-30T19:37:55","modified_gmt":"2006-09-30T23:37:55","slug":"booblehead-thread-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/2006\/10\/01\/booblehead-thread-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Booblehead Thread"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, what wonders do they have in store for us on this, the first Booblehead Sunday of October?<\/p>\n<p>First up, on Press the Meat, Timmy Potatohead has a debate between Ohio scumbag Mike DeWine, and his challenger, Sherrod Brown.  My advice to Brown?  Dangle a 16 year old boy over the table, and watch Timmuh and Mikey fight over him.<\/p>\n<p>Over at Faze the Nation, bush buddy Bobby Schieffer hosts a real Sunday snoozefest between Senator MBNA, Joe Biden, and Bush &#8220;counselor&#8221; Dan Bartlett.  :yawn:<\/p>\n<p>Over at Fux News, Weaselface Wallace hosts Michael Scheuer, former chief of the CIA&#8217;s bin Laden Unit and Dan Benjamin, former NSC member under Pres. Clinton. Let me guess &#8211; it&#8217;s all Clinton&#8217;s fault.<\/p>\n<p>Over at CNN&#8217;s Late Emission, the Wolfman asks the question, &#8220;did the Bush administration turn a deaf ear to warnings about the Iraqi insurgency?&#8221;  And, in order to get an honest, objective answer, he goes to (who else) White House Counselor Dan Bartlett. Plus, the disturbingly named Dick Lugar (I think he&#8217;s packin&#8217;), and CT&#8217;s <em><strong>Democratic<\/strong><\/em> Senator, Chris Dodd.  As if that wasn&#8217;t already more excitement than you can handle, Wolfie also welcomes the US ambassador to Iraq, Zalmay Khalilzad, former National Security Adviser (and a man who desperately needs to buy an &#8220;O&#8221;) Zbigniew Brzezinski, and war criminal\/dubya Iraq adviser, Henry Kissinger (his puss must haunt Jill St. John&#8217;s nightmares).<\/p>\n<p>If you weren&#8217;t boycotting the Goebells Broadcasting Network, you <em><strong>could<\/strong><\/em> tune in to This Weak with George Snufalufagus to see, well, gosh, once again, it&#8217;s Dan Bartlett, giving us the unvarnished truth about Iraq.  Plus, it&#8217;s John Murtha, and yet another exciting roundtable, with George :jerk: Will, former Pentagon spokesbitch Tori Clarke, ABC\u2019s resident political hack, Mark &#8220;the Snark&#8221; Halperin, and architect of the brilliant Al Gore 2000 campaign, Donna Brazile.  Plus, US Poet Laureate Donald Hall unveils his first work as the nation&#8217;s poet:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>There was a Republican from Florida,<br \/>\nWho met a young boy in the corridor.<br \/>\nHe pulled down his pants,<br \/>\nAnd effected a stance<br \/>\nWhere he was the bull, and the lad, an unwitting toreador<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Later, on 60 Minutes, Bob Woodward sits down with Mike Wallace to plug his book, <em>State of Denial<\/em>. Not sure if Woodward woke up one day and realized he&#8217;d become a pitiful hack or what, but my guess is that the former darling of the Bush White House will suddenly find himself persona non grata.  Or maybe he&#8217;s still a hack, but released a couple of &#8220;hard-hitting&#8221; quotes from his book in an attempt to boost sales. Beats me, but if I was Woodward, I&#8217;d ask Mike how it feels to have spawned that evil, fuckfaced, Fox whore creep of a son.  Ed Bradley does a story on &#8220;bum hunting,&#8221; (apparently this is a new sport, popular amongst the &#8220;future of America&#8221;) that looks to be truly disturbing.  But, frankly, what would you expect in a nation where torture is legal, protected &#8211; and even admired?  And finally, Lesley Stahl looks at a new technique for stimulating &#8220;Area 25&#8221; of the brain with electrodes, in an effort to help the severely clinically depressed.  Looking at Lesley&#8217;s hair, I get the feeling she tried this out personally. :omg:<br \/>\nEnjoy your Sunday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, what wonders do they have in store for us on this, the first Booblehead Sunday of October? First up, on Press the Meat, Timmy Potatohead has a debate between Ohio scumbag Mike DeWine, and his challenger, Sherrod Brown. My advice to Brown? 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