{"id":4190,"date":"2010-10-21T06:13:53","date_gmt":"2010-10-21T10:13:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningseditionists.com\/msblog\/?p=4190"},"modified":"2010-10-21T06:32:55","modified_gmt":"2010-10-21T10:32:55","slug":"dddadt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/2010\/10\/21\/dddadt\/","title":{"rendered":"DDDADT"},"content":{"rendered":"

In news from the “About F*cking Time” file, NPR has finally shitcanned Juan “Fux News House Negro” Williams<\/a> for commiserating with Bill O’Reilly and telling him, “gee, Bill, I’m no racist, but when I see motherf*ckin’ Muslims on the motherf*ckin’ plane, it gives me<\/em><\/strong> the willies, too.” <\/p>\n

“…when I get on the plane, I got to tell you, if I see people who are in Muslim garb and I think, you know, they are identifying themselves first and foremost as Muslims, I get worried. I get nervous.”<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Really? Then you’re a f*cking idiot, Juan, because when they send the Mooslam terrorists off to Jet Blue, do you really<\/em><\/strong> think they’re gonna send them out dressed like the freakin’ Taliban? <\/p>\n

I wonder if black folks creep Juan out, too?<\/p>\n

“Uh, I’m no racist, Bill, but when I go to a restaurant in Harlem, I expect to hear people hollar ‘hey, MF’er, how ’bout a refill on the MF’in’ iced tea?<\/strong>‘, too.”<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I first realized Juan was a schmuck years ago, when he flipped out at a guest’s assertion that, yes, his<\/em><\/strong> (the guest’s) dogs were more important to him (the guest) than Juan’s children. Yes, Juan, it’s true. My<\/em><\/strong> dogs are more important to me than your kids are, too. <\/p>\n

No offense to your kids – I’m sure they’re very nice little non-Muslim burdens on society, sucking up my tax dollars by going to public school (oh, wait, I’m sure your gig on Fux News allows you to pay for private school, where they won’t be exposed to dirty Muslims), but I don’t know them, and my dogs are not only my<\/em><\/strong> kids, but my friends, too (though one or both of them – the dogs, not your kids as far as I know – are really fartin’ up a storm at the moment, bad enough to make my eyes water). <\/p>\n

Hell, I’ll even take my cats<\/em><\/strong> over your kids. But don’t worry, I understand if you feel differently.<\/p>\n

In other news, first, there was Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell (well, actually I guess first there was “get outta here, faggot!”), then there was Don’t, Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. And now, thanks to the Obama Administration and the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals<\/a>, we have, Don’t, Don’t, Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. <\/p>\n

A federal appeals court on Wednesday temporarily granted the U.S. government’s request for a freeze on a judge’s order requiring the military to allow openly gay troops.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Really? Isn’t about time this bullshit stopped already? Not to be a tea partier or anything, but how much time and tax money are we wasting on preserving this clearly unconstitutional (and stupid) policy that everybody who isn’t a homophobic closeted gay hypocrite knows is BS and needs to done away with, already? I wonder what Carl Paladino’s stance on this is (whatever it is, I bet it’s a wide one).<\/p>\n

Today is, supposedly, my closing day. I did a walkthrough of the place yesterday after work, but the lawyer was supposed to confirm the time with me last night (not to mention tell me who I need to make checks out to – or should that be ‘to whom I need to make the checks out’ – and for how much money), and, of course, I didn’t hear a word. WTF? Is it that difficult to keep me in the loop on this shit? I mean, I am<\/em><\/strong> the guest of honor, here, and if everybody wants their piece of the action, they really need to let me know what’s going on. I don’t expect them to kiss my ass, but, shit, just let me know what I gotta do. <\/p>\n

I mean, I’m asking<\/em><\/strong>, so freakin’ tell<\/em><\/strong> already!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In news from the “About F*cking Time” file, NPR has finally shitcanned Juan “Fux News House Negro” Williams for commiserating with Bill O’Reilly and telling him, “gee, Bill, I’m no racist, but when I see motherf*ckin’ Muslims on the motherf*ckin’ plane, it gives me the willies, too.” “…when I get on the plane, I got […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4190"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4190\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4202,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4190\/revisions\/4202"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}