{"id":4302,"date":"2010-11-17T06:10:02","date_gmt":"2010-11-17T11:10:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningseditionists.com\/msblog\/?p=4302"},"modified":"2010-11-17T06:10:02","modified_gmt":"2010-11-17T11:10:02","slug":"hump-day-12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/2010\/11\/17\/hump-day-12\/","title":{"rendered":"Hump Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Normally, I have a morning routine.  Nothing too exciting, of course.  I just get up, do the shower thing, and then watch the lo-cal news while I drink coffee and try to ignore the news on the Internet.  Not today, though.  Today I awoke to my cable box displaying &#8220;E-13&#8221; and showing nothing on the screen except for an &#8220;initializing&#8221; page.  When in doubt, turn it off and on (then unplug it, then unplug it and leave it off for a while).  When none of that worked, I was forced to call support &#8211; only to find a recording saying &#8220;yeah, yeah, we know, so don&#8217;t bother us.&#8221;  Well, alrighty then.  They better hope I don&#8217;t get used to this, or I&#8217;ll be saving myself quite a bit of money every month.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m now watching &#8211; more listening than watching, actually &#8211; last night&#8217;s &#8216;Countdown&#8217; on the Internets.  I believe it started last night (the trouble, not Countdown; I mean, I <strong><em>know<\/em><\/strong> Countdown started last night), but I was busy watching the SU game on ESPN3.com, so I didn&#8217;t have the teevee on.  So this means I also didn&#8217;t get last night&#8217;s recordings &#8211; most notably Stargate: Universe.  So this really blows.  I mean, not as much as shit backing up in your basement, but still.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of shit backing up, I called the County yesterday to see if I could get the plans for my septic system.  I&#8217;m not having any problems at the moment, but I&#8217;d like to know where everything is at, just in case.  So I talked to a guy who did a search and called me back.  Normally they&#8217;d just fax it to me, but there are lots of &#8220;notes&#8221; on mine, because they had &#8220;problems&#8221; installing it, and he wants to go over it with me &#8220;at the site.&#8221;  And he happens to live out my way.  Very nice guy, but this doesn&#8217;t sound as if it bodes well.  I see more money hemorrhaging away from my bank account in the near future.  Oh great.<\/p>\n<p>Looks like I picked a lousy time to quit drinking beer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Normally, I have a morning routine. Nothing too exciting, of course. I just get up, do the shower thing, and then watch the lo-cal news while I drink coffee and try to ignore the news on the Internet. Not today, though. Today I awoke to my cable box displaying &#8220;E-13&#8221; and showing nothing on the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4302","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4302","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4302"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4302\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4303,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4302\/revisions\/4303"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4302"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4302"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4302"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}