{"id":4738,"date":"2011-01-20T05:15:34","date_gmt":"2011-01-20T10:15:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningseditionists.com\/msblog\/?p=4738"},"modified":"2011-01-20T05:15:34","modified_gmt":"2011-01-20T10:15:34","slug":"dont-cry-for-me-sacramento","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/2011\/01\/20\/dont-cry-for-me-sacramento\/","title":{"rendered":"Don’t Cry for Me, Sacramento"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m not much of a Joan Rivers fan. Although she’s kind of a pioneer in terms of comedic women (not exactly Lucy, but she’s been out there doing her thing for an awfully long time), I’ve always found her to be kind of annoying, her voice grates on me, and looking at her these days kind of creeps me out. Still, if she’s been banned from Fux News<\/a> for saying Sarah Palin “is just stupid and a threat,” and that “FOX can “go f**k themselves” (not sure what the *s stand for – “o” an “r” maybe?), then I’m on board. I guess. I mean, it’s kind of stating the obvious (as Rivers put it, “Wait till I REALLY shock them with Aretha Franklin is a bit chubby!”). And wears big dumb hats, I might add. Poor Sarah: a victim yet again. I just don’t see how anybody could suggest that an eternal victim could ever be Preznit. I mean, when Vladimir Putin pokes his head over the Bering Strait, we want somebody strong in office to give him the stink eye. Not some whiny bitch. That’s why Joe Lieberman never won.<\/p>\n

Speaking of victims, everyone’s favorite action hero and Shriver-in-law, Arnold “Ziffel” Schwarzenegger, is lamenting the fact that being Governor of California cost him $200 million<\/a> (no word on how much it cost the State of California). Never mind the money, though. The hard part was “Sunday nights when his wife and children broke out in tears because he had to fly back to Sacramento the next morning.”<\/p>\n

Thank goodness Maria’s face didn’t shatter.<\/p>\n

I can relate, because pretty much every Sunday night, I break down and sob at the thought that I<\/em><\/strong> have to go to work on Monday morning, too. <\/p>\n

Then again, I’m not too crazy about the fact that I have to there today, either.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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