{"id":5213,"date":"2011-03-19T05:25:39","date_gmt":"2011-03-19T09:25:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningseditionists.com\/msblog\/?p=5213"},"modified":"2011-03-19T05:37:05","modified_gmt":"2011-03-19T09:37:05","slug":"saturday-58","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/2011\/03\/19\/saturday-58\/","title":{"rendered":"Saturday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The good news is that we piped the discharge of the sump pump that runs all the time out a basement window and a good 50 or so feet away from the house.  The bad news is that the extra pipe and lift made it even more obvious that the check valve is a piece-o-shit.  So, now it&#8217;s running a lot more frequently, &#8216;cuz it goes uphill as it leaves the basement, where it went downhill before.  There&#8217;s probably, oh, I dunno, 80 feet of 1&frac12;&#8221; pipe draining back in.  Which, if I&#8217;m doing the math correctly, would be, what, about 6 gallons?  About half a pit&#8217;s worth, I&#8217;d say.  Now, it leaked before, of course, but there wasn&#8217;t as much pipe involved.  So now it runs, oh, every two minutes instead of every five.  I tried taking the check apart, cleaned it out, made sure it moved freely, and did get it to seat.  But when I put it back together, it continued to leak.  In fact, at first, I just put it in and tightened it loosely to see if it would miraculously now work perfectly, and I could tighten it up and toddle off to bed. This is the kind of idea you have when it&#8217;s getting late and you&#8217;re tired.  <\/p>\n<p>Whereas it&#8217;s just a plastic valve with slip couplings, as soon as the pump ran, it blew apart (I really know better &#8211; honest).  <\/p>\n<p>By the way, in case you didn&#8217;t know it, groundwater in this area during the month of March is slightly warmer than the temperature of snow.  Which is to say, it&#8217;s really freakin&#8217; cold.  And wet.  Oh, and GFCI outlet?  Who needs one of those?<\/p>\n<p>Of course, not only did the pipe blow apart, but the O-ring went, well, I had no idea where it went, other than to suppose that since I didn&#8217;t see it anywhere, it was probably in the pit.  The rapidly-filling pit that&#8217;s really just a 2x3x3 (or something) foot hole chopped out of the cement floor full of water and sand and rocks (but mostly sand &#8211; and water) now all stirred up so that one can no longer see what&#8217;s an inch from the top, let alone at the bottom, with a 3-gallon bucket for the pump to sit in.<\/p>\n<p>After fishing around in there for a while (did I mention the water is really frackin&#8217; cold?), and holding the pipe together by hand while pumping things down a few times (in between scurrying frantically back and forth across the basement as the water rose, trying to locate a replacement that I knew damn well I didn&#8217;t have), I finally came up with both the O-ring and a seriously cold hand and forearm.  <\/p>\n<p>Oy.  This is why I should never break my rule of not starting anything after 5PM.  <\/p>\n<p>So now I&#8217;m waiting for 6 o&#8217;clock AM to roll around so I can go buy a new check valve from the big box store, that I know will be no better than the one that&#8217;s in there, but am hoping will work better until the one I just ordered (that is supposedly a good one &#8211; we&#8217;ll see) gets here on Monday.  <\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s hoping the pump motor and\/or switch last until I get back.  <\/p>\n<p>Last night wasn&#8217;t all bad, though I won&#8217;t mention why, as it involves a certain basketball team that nobody wants to hear about.  And I wouldn&#8217;t want you to think my whole world revolves around that (not when there&#8217;s a lacrosse game tonight, after all).<\/p>\n<p>Oh well, almost time to get out there and visit my friends at Home Depot (or Lowes &#8211; tough choice as they&#8217;re all Republican scumbags, but True Value doesn&#8217;t open &#8217;til 7:30).<\/p>\n<p>Have a nice day.  And stay dry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The good news is that we piped the discharge of the sump pump that runs all the time out a basement window and a good 50 or so feet away from the house. The bad news is that the extra pipe and lift made it even more obvious that the check valve is a piece-o-shit. 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