{"id":5323,"date":"2011-04-05T06:09:39","date_gmt":"2011-04-05T10:09:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningseditionists.com\/msblog\/?p=5323"},"modified":"2011-04-05T06:09:39","modified_gmt":"2011-04-05T10:09:39","slug":"tuesday-47","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/2011\/04\/05\/tuesday-47\/","title":{"rendered":"Tuesday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If the way I feel at the moment is any indication, today is gonna suck as much as yesterday did.  Except it&#8217;s gonna be colder.  And more rain.  Oh boy.  I&#8217;d like to congratulate the team that won the NCAA hoops championship last night, but I can&#8217;t.  All I can manage is &#8220;fuck UCONN.&#8221;  Not that I&#8217;d have wanted to other team to win, either.  So I didn&#8217;t watch, don&#8217;t care, fuckemboth.  It&#8217;s lacrosse season, and before you know it, it&#8217;ll be football season.  And there&#8217;s some other sport that goes on during the summer (I mean, besides the interminably long NBA and NHL playoffs) which I understand a lot of people seem to give a crap about, but I never really did. Except I used to like going to the local AAA games, and probably would still enjoy it, but am not much for going to things alone.  <\/p>\n<p>But now I&#8217;m pretty close to Auburn, home of the &#8220;Doubledays&#8221; (named, of course, for Abner Doubleday, who grew up in Auburn and invented &#8211; well, probably not really, but we&#8217;ll go with it &#8211; the game of baseball in 1839 or something) &#8211; the Class A &#8220;short season&#8221; (they play from mid-June &#8217;til the first week of Septemver, which, in the parts, makes a helluva lot more sense than playing in April) affiliate of the Washington Nationals.  They have a nice little park and the games are cheap.  Plus, if you join the &#8220;Little Abner&#8217;s Club,&#8221; you get to go to Sunday games for free and you can run the bases after the game (might be you&#8217;re supposed to be a kid for that, but, hey, screw the little bastids, I wanna run the bases).<\/p>\n<p>But I probably won&#8217;t do that, either.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If the way I feel at the moment is any indication, today is gonna suck as much as yesterday did. Except it&#8217;s gonna be colder. And more rain. Oh boy. I&#8217;d like to congratulate the team that won the NCAA hoops championship last night, but I can&#8217;t. All I can manage is &#8220;fuck UCONN.&#8221; Not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5323","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5323","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5323"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5323\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5324,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5323\/revisions\/5324"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5323"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5323"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5323"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}