{"id":5514,"date":"2011-05-10T06:32:17","date_gmt":"2011-05-10T10:32:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningseditionists.com\/msblog\/?p=5514"},"modified":"2011-05-10T06:32:17","modified_gmt":"2011-05-10T10:32:17","slug":"tuesday-50","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/2011\/05\/10\/tuesday-50\/","title":{"rendered":"Tuesday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Too tired to insult the states of Arizona and Texas today, and what with the South being flooded, I guess I should leave them alone, too.  Things are drying up around here a bit, with the sump pumps running a mere 5 times an hour.  Before you know it, the sump pond will be all dried out (which will give me a chance to dig it out a little deeper).  Looks like the farmer dude managed to plow at least part of the cornfield yesterday, which is good news for the cows.  Yesterday was a beautiful day, and today is supposed to be even better.  Seems a shame to spend it locked inside a windowless office.  At least I can spend my day trying to glean information on the Royal Honeymoon, and relive the good old days by watching the Osama home movies.  Hopefully (unlike yesterday) I can also get away from my desk for a few minutes to get some fresh air.  Before you know it, it&#8217;ll be so hot that I won&#8217;t wanna leave the a\/c.  I suppose I ought to think about getting the pool open.  Assuming all the shit works.  I have no idea when it was last in use, and am not really sure what I need to do.  Hopefully just open the valves and run the pump (and dump whole lot of chemicals into it, which I don&#8217;t really want to do, but converting it to a saline system just aint in the cards this year).  Oh well, time to go seize the day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Too tired to insult the states of Arizona and Texas today, and what with the South being flooded, I guess I should leave them alone, too. Things are drying up around here a bit, with the sump pumps running a mere 5 times an hour. Before you know it, the sump pond will be all [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5514","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5514","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5514"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5514\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5515,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5514\/revisions\/5515"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}