Based on the most recent set of top 5 search terms that landed people here, I have to think there must be some mighty disappointed perverts out there. If you’ve been looking for any of the following: “spanked ass, they don’t cut the grass anymore boobs, mono boob, russian boobs, multiple boobs”, welcome, and I apologize. Also, WTF are “don’t cut the grass anymore boobs”, and what’s this recurring obsession with “mono boob”? Seriously, you’re making the “spanked ass” people look normal. <\/p>\n
The dog got me up earlier than usual this morning, so I watched an infomercial for the Rockwell Blade Runner. Now I want one. You might expect to pay $500 (or more) for this (I know I would), but it’s available for four easy payments of $39.99 (and they’ll even throw in the optional wall mount for free!). One more thing for the wish list.<\/p>\n
SPeaking of wish lists, good news for all you people hoping for a good candidate to run for Congress, as Not Joe the Not Plumber has tossed his hat into the ring (I’d post a link, but who really cares?).<\/p>\n
Back to work today, because I’m not rich. And for this, I blame Herman Cain (his name is<\/em><\/strong> Herman, right? I never heard of him before all this – I think he used to be a pizza delivery guy or something). <\/p>\n I have a bumper sticker suggestion for his campaign, though. <\/p>\n “Cain is Able!”<\/p>\n Heh? Pretty catchy, no?<\/p>\n Pizza delivery guys, fake plumbers, hockey moms…. These Republicans are the kinda down-home folksy folks we need in office.<\/p>\n