{"id":6734,"date":"2011-12-24T07:04:59","date_gmt":"2011-12-24T12:04:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningseditionists.com\/msblog\/?p=6734"},"modified":"2011-12-24T07:45:44","modified_gmt":"2011-12-24T12:45:44","slug":"twas-the-night-before","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/2011\/12\/24\/twas-the-night-before\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8217;twas the night before&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, is &#8220;twas&#8221; a word?  Or is it a contraction?  I&#8217;m going with contraction.{{ct}}[[ct]]Not that a contraction isn&#8217;t a word, I guess.  Just unsure if it requires the apostrophe or not.[[ct]]  And, in looking it up online, I see it is, indeed, a contraction.  So good for me.  Even better, the next word in the dictionary (online, anyway) is &#8220;twaddell,&#8221; which is an excellent word, whatever it is.{{twd}}[[twd]]In case you care: &#8220;A form of hydrometer for liquids heavier than water, graduated with an arbitrary scale such that the readings when multiplied by .005 and added to unity give the specific gravity.&#8221; Kind of disappointing.  Sounds like it ought to be some sort of vulgar euphemism, doesn&#8217;t it?  &#8220;I gotcher twadell right here, buddy.&#8221;[[twd]]  In the spirit of the season, I was looking for some feel-good, uplifting shit to add to my Netflix Instant Queue this morning, and settled on The Grapes of Wrath.  Nothing like the Depression-era Dust Bowl to lift your spirits on Christmas Eve.{{gw}}[[gw]]The part where Granma Joad dies is a real hoot.[[gw]]  <\/p>\n<p>Christmas Eve?   Holy shit, when did that happen?  Not that I&#8217;m not happy to have Monday off, of course. Though I&#8217;m technically not &#8220;off&#8221; as I have the support duty on Monday.  I won&#8217;t have to do much more (hopefully) than check in and make sure there are no web catastrophes, for which I earn an additional day off (actually 12 hours, I think, &#8216;cuz it&#8217;s Christmas &#8211; no war on Xmas here, by golly), so that&#8217;s a pretty good deal.  My wife, sadly, got a shitty deal, and has to go to work today.  Apparently there&#8217;s some sort of policy that all patients have to be screened within 48 (or is it 72?  I forget) hours of admission, which means some people get screwed over when Monday (or Friday, I suppose) holidays roll around.  And she got screwed on the day after Thanksgiving, too. Doesn&#8217;t seem fair.<\/p>\n<p>I also have to get my car inspected today.  Well, technically I don&#8217;t <strong><em>have<\/em><\/strong> to get it done today &#8211; I could wait a week.  But I thought I&#8217;d be proactive and get it done ahead of time.  I dunno about your neck of the woods, but this is always a concern here in NY.  I hope I don&#8217;t get screwed over on anything.  I&#8217;m throwing them an oil change in hopes that will satisfy their extortion quota.  <\/p>\n<p>On the bright side, the place I&#8217;m going to is right next to Radio Shack, Staples, and Home Depot.{{ds}}[[ds]]Oh, and the Dollar Store, too! Does going there make me officially old?  Well, tough.  I need some Chinese AAA batteries.[[ds]]  So I should have plenty to do while I await sentencing{{rs}}[[rs]]Plus I actually need to get a project enclosure and a rocker switch at Radio Shack, and I could use a hunk of 10\/4 SJ cord for my generator. Just in case you&#8217;re looking for stocking-stuffer ideas. I could always use another tape measure or set of screwdrivers, too.[[rs]].  Plus they have Wi-Fi, though I don&#8217;t reckon I&#8217;ll bring a computer with me.  Somebody needs to buy me a Droid tablet.{{tab}}[[tab]]Hand-me-downs accepted.  I&#8217;ll even settle for an iPad &#8211; and you don&#8217;t need to worry about getting it to me by Xmas; I can wait a few days.  Shoot me an e-mail if you need my shipping address.[[tab]]<\/p>\n<p>I keep forgetting to watch Current{{ctv}}[[ctv]]I&#8217;m kind of an HD snob.  When do we get it in HD?[[ctv]], but stumbled across it this morning, and am watching the Young Turks Christmas Show (or whatever it is).  I don&#8217;t find Crank nearly as annoying as I used to.  And it&#8217;s nice to see him back together with Yank &#8211; even if it&#8217;s only for one show.<\/p>\n<p>Now Olbermann is on.  Haven&#8217;t seen him in a while, either.  Guess I better make a fresh pot.<\/p>\n<p>Well, y&#8217;all better get out there and get shopping.  Only two weeks &#8217;til Russian Christmas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, is &#8220;twas&#8221; a word? Or is it a contraction? I&#8217;m going with contraction.{{ct}}[[ct]]Not that a contraction isn&#8217;t a word, I guess. Just unsure if it requires the apostrophe or not.[[ct]] And, in looking it up online, I see it is, indeed, a contraction. So good for me. Even better, the next word in the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6734","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6734","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6734"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6734\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6750,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6734\/revisions\/6750"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6734"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6734"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6734"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}