{"id":6812,"date":"2012-01-10T05:52:00","date_gmt":"2012-01-10T10:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningseditionists.com\/msblog\/?p=6812"},"modified":"2012-01-10T06:16:18","modified_gmt":"2012-01-10T11:16:18","slug":"tuesday-70","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/2012\/01\/10\/tuesday-70\/","title":{"rendered":"Tuesday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Even as the voting begins in New Hampshire, Republican hopefuls are on their way to the next stop &#8211; South Carolina (I think).  Suddenly, things get a lot less white (except for the remaining candidates, of course, who are all as white as Wonder Bread &#8211; whose parent company, Hostess, is filing for Chapter 11, due to a drop in the sale of Twinkies).  <\/p>\n<p>Plenty of Twinkies still running for the Republican nomination, though.  SC could be a big win for that biggest of Twinkies with the frothy filling &#8211; Rick Santorum.  Supposedly he&#8217;s the darling of the &#8220;true&#8221; Conservatives, and the SC GOP loves itself some Christian Conservative. <\/p>\n<p>Though it&#8217;s not over, especially with the news that <a href=\"http:\/\/2012.talkingpointsmemo.com\/2012\/01\/carl-paladino-backs-newt-over-establishment-bullsh-t.php\">Newt appears to have the coveted Carl Paladino endorsement<\/a>.  Carl likes him some Newt, in part because<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>&#8230;he can cry&#8230;just like Boehner<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>As for his opinion on the other GOP hopefuls?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>&#8230;all the rest of them are toast,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he said. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Ron Paul\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s going to get on the mother-ship and go back to the mother planet. You got Huntsman, he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s going to go live in China. Perry wants a job, he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s going to go the shooting range and hang around there awhile. I mean this is nonsense \u00e2\u20ac\u201d it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s all bullshit.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>Huntsman in particular rubbed him the wrong way by speaking Chinese on stage in the previous debate.<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcOh, the Chinese are so strong,\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 what the fuck is wrong with these people?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he said. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153He should move to China.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Amen, Uncle Carl.  Amen.<\/p>\n<p>As for me, if I was a Republican, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2012\/01\/09\/the-simpsons-ted-nugent-for-president-video_n_1193333.html\">I think I&#8217;d go with Ted Nugent<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Even as the voting begins in New Hampshire, Republican hopefuls are on their way to the next stop &#8211; South Carolina (I think). Suddenly, things get a lot less white (except for the remaining candidates, of course, who are all as white as Wonder Bread &#8211; whose parent company, Hostess, is filing for Chapter 11, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6812","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6812","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6812"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6812\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6814,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6812\/revisions\/6814"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6812"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6812"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6812"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}