{"id":6880,"date":"2012-01-22T08:43:36","date_gmt":"2012-01-22T13:43:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningseditionists.com\/msblog\/?p=6880"},"modified":"2012-01-22T08:43:36","modified_gmt":"2012-01-22T13:43:36","slug":"newtslide","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/2012\/01\/22\/newtslide\/","title":{"rendered":"Newtslide"},"content":{"rendered":"

We took a giant step toward the dynasty of King Newt in South Carolina last night, as Gingrich pasted that no-good Massachusetts liberal Mitt Romney. Who knew that Rick Perry’s endorsement would have such an impact? I’m confident that Newt will be a benevolent dictator, and am looking forward to his reign. Sucks to be Mitt, though, and I guess what with Republican math being what it is, we should probably wait a week or so and see if it doesn’t turn out that somebody else actually won<\/a> (or, as they say in Iowa, it’s a “split decision”).<\/p>\n

Now it’s on to Florida. Let’s hope nothing goes wrong with Callista’s mobile refrigeration unit. I’d hate to see her hair melt in all that Florida sun.<\/p>\n

Speaking of Massachusetts, I have to give a tip of my hat to Scott Brown. Brown is afraid that public servants such as myself (and my wife) will be devastated by Socialist Party Chairman Barack Obama to tax income above $250,000 at a slightly higher rate<\/a>.<\/p>\n

I appreciate that, Scotty. I really do. But, being public servants, you know what? We’re more than happy to share the wealth. In fact, you can actually have every dime of what I make over $250,000. Take it – it’s yours. I’m sure all the teachers, police officers, firefighters, etc., all feel the same way. <\/p>\n

Now, if you’d like to knock something off my property taxes, go for it. Just be sure to maintain all the services I depend on at the same (or higher) level. <\/p>\n

Oh, and shouldn’t us non-breeders get a little discount on the school taxes? Just a thought.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We took a giant step toward the dynasty of King Newt in South Carolina last night, as Gingrich pasted that no-good Massachusetts liberal Mitt Romney. Who knew that Rick Perry’s endorsement would have such an impact? I’m confident that Newt will be a benevolent dictator, and am looking forward to his reign. Sucks to be […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6880","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6880","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6880"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6880\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6881,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6880\/revisions\/6881"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6880"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6880"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6880"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}