{"id":6993,"date":"2012-02-23T11:33:57","date_gmt":"2012-02-23T16:33:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningseditionists.com\/msblog\/?p=6993"},"modified":"2012-02-23T11:33:57","modified_gmt":"2012-02-23T16:33:57","slug":"thursday-71","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/2012\/02\/23\/thursday-71\/","title":{"rendered":"Thursday"},"content":{"rendered":"

So, was I just dreaming, or are those stupid GOP debates finally over now? While I certainly didn’t subject myself to watching (instead, I subjected myself to listening to SU muddle through another game where they won despite playing like crap; they had better get their act back together, or it will be another disappointing March), consensus has it that Rick Sanatorium blew it, and Mitt’s the Man, once again. A shame, really. <\/p>\n

Speculation also has it that the whole “deny birth control to women to preserve religious freedom” thing isn’t helping Mitt and the boys with women<\/a>. My question is, isn’t it hurting them with men, too? I mean, apart from a few nutjobs out there (male and female alike), I don’t know of too many guys who would want to deny women birth control. Mostly because we all know the men aren’t gonna take responsibility for it, and who the hell wants a kid (unless you want a kid, in which case I would have to remind you that they are nearly are tiring as puppies are – but the puppy pain only lasts a few months, while the baby pain lasts for years and then they start hating you and getting snotty and want to borrow the car)?<\/p>\n

Oh, sure, it’s more important an issue to women, I grant you that. Dirtbag men can just walk away and never be seen again. And they’re gonna vote Republican anyway. Those of us who aren’t<\/em><\/strong> the scum of the earth, but actually hope to engage in a little sex every now and again are more than happy to let women make sure they aren’t gonna get pregnant as long as we don’t really have to do anything on our end of things.<\/p>\n

So, anyway, I still think this is all a lose-lose for these dummies. Except, once they get nominated, they won’t mention this shit anymore, because they’ve already suckered the mouthbreathers, and the media will conveniently forget all about it, too.<\/p>\n

As for the GOP convention, I hope nobody has enough delegates, and a hero swoops in to save the day in a brokered convention. I think a ticket of Sara Palin and Oily Taints would be a winner. <\/p>\n

Caribou Taints 2012!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So, was I just dreaming, or are those stupid GOP debates finally over now? While I certainly didn’t subject myself to watching (instead, I subjected myself to listening to SU muddle through another game where they won despite playing like crap; they had better get their act back together, or it will be another disappointing […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6993","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6993","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6993"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6993\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6994,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6993\/revisions\/6994"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6993"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6993"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6993"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}