{"id":7004,"date":"2012-03-01T06:27:15","date_gmt":"2012-03-01T11:27:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningseditionists.com\/msblog\/?p=7004"},"modified":"2012-03-01T06:46:57","modified_gmt":"2012-03-01T11:46:57","slug":"shape-up-you-maggots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/2012\/03\/01\/shape-up-you-maggots\/","title":{"rendered":"Shape Up You Maggots"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sorry.  Just saw a report on the Thin Mint Maggot Scandal.  As one woman who was interviewed said, &#8220;&#8230;and they were moving.  I mean, it&#8217;s jus as bad if they aren&#8217;t moving, but when you see them moving around in there&#8230;&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>I have to agree.  While maggots in my cookies are pretty gross, moving maggots are much worse.  Deep fried is the way to go.<\/p>\n<p>One more reason to never buy Girl Scout cookies.  <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a darn shame today isn&#8217;t Friday.  I blame Leap Year.  If it wasn&#8217;t for that whole Feb 29 thing, today would be March 2nd.<\/p>\n<p>Since I know you want to see it, here&#8217;s a picture of Fritz and his puppies keeping an eye on that sneaky old Roomba.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/morningseditionists.com\/msblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/bfproomba1-crop.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sorry. Just saw a report on the Thin Mint Maggot Scandal. As one woman who was interviewed said, &#8220;&#8230;and they were moving. I mean, it&#8217;s jus as bad if they aren&#8217;t moving, but when you see them moving around in there&#8230;&#8221; I have to agree. While maggots in my cookies are pretty gross, moving maggots [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7004","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7004","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7004"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7004\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7006,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7004\/revisions\/7006"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7004"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7004"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7004"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}