This week on Press the Meat, it’s a visit from Karl “Pop ‘n Fresh” Rove, on to talk about what it’s like being an asshole, and how it feels to have knocked up Jenna Bush. Then there’s a roundtable with LA Times Bush shill, Ron Brownstain<\/strike> Brownstein, WSJ douchebag, John “aint got” Harwood, Matt Cooper, and just plain fucking crazy Kate O’Beirne. Yes, another “fair and balanced” offering from the potatoheaded one.<\/p>\n
Meanwhile, over on CBS’s Faze the Nation, it’s…Karl Fucking Rove again. Woo-hoo. He won’t answer a subpoena, but I guess he’s happy to go on the teevee.<\/p>\n
Over at Fux News Sunday, weaselface Wallace hosts, well, now this is just getting embarrassing. Yep, you guessed it, another appearance from MC Rove. Don’t worry, though, as Wallace promises to ask the “tough questions.” Yep. Then it’s a rather disgusting panel discussion with Freaky Fred Barnes and everybody’s favorite Bush cheerleader, Bill Kristol, both of that paragon of journalistic virtue, the Weekly Standard, Bush apologist Nina “too bad she’s not Sheena” Easton of Fortune Magazine (she once said that Bush didn’t do a fucking thing help out New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina because he didn’t want to look like “an ambulance chaser, as he saw Bill Clinton being”<\/a>), and NPR prostitute, Juan Williams.<\/p>\n Over on the Goebbels network, George Snufalufagus hosts a 90 minute debate with the twelve democrats running president. Could be good, if they let Dennis Kucinich get a word in. <\/p>\n Wolf Blitzer’s Late Emission includes Bob Casey of PA, Kit Bond, of Missouri (isn’t Kit a girl’s name?), Iraqi Parliament member, Mahmoud Othman (apparently vacationing here in the US, where it’s safe), a couple of lackeys from the Clinton and Edwards campaigns, and the usual assortment of CNN hacks, shills, twits, and bottle blondes.<\/p>\n Later, on 60 Minutes, tonight’s reruns include Steve Kroft explaining how, $24 billion dollars later, the U.S. Coast Guard (and the nation is less secure) is in worse shape now than when the “Deepwater” refurbishment plan began. Scott Pelley goes to Antarctica to watch the glacier melt, and Anderson Cooper forces us to suffer through a story on all-around asshole, Simon Cowell (I hope Anderson calls him a bitch). <\/p>\n Well, I don’t see anything there that should get in the way of me doing my laundry. Whatever you do today, have fun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" This week on Press the Meat, it’s a visit from Karl “Pop ‘n Fresh” Rove, on to talk about what it’s like being an asshole, and how it feels to have knocked up Jenna Bush. Then there’s a roundtable with LA Times Bush shill, Ron Brownstain Brownstein, WSJ douchebag, John “aint got” Harwood, Matt Cooper, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-702","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/702","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=702"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/702\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=702"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=702"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=702"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}