{"id":7648,"date":"2012-12-21T07:35:49","date_gmt":"2012-12-21T12:35:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningseditionists.com\/msblog\/?p=7648"},"modified":"2012-12-21T07:35:49","modified_gmt":"2012-12-21T12:35:49","slug":"so-long-and-thanks-for-all-the-fish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/2012\/12\/21\/so-long-and-thanks-for-all-the-fish\/","title":{"rendered":"So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, it&#8217;s been nice knowing you all, but this is it &#8211; the end of the world.  I&#8217;m not sure if there&#8217;s a set time for it to happen (like, midnight or something), or if it&#8217;s going to happen all at once, or be kind of a rolling thing across the Earth.  I guess it kind of depends on whether we get hit by Planet X (which those incompetent fools at NASA have still failed to see) or there&#8217;s a pole shift or a violent solar storm or, I dunno, maybe a plague that kills everybody who doesn&#8217;t smear lamb&#8217;s blood on their front door.  Either way, I guess this will be our last day together.  Or not.<\/p>\n<p>The day certainly started out the way you&#8217;d expect an apocalypse type of day to start.  At least up here.  Very heavy rain came through, and the temperature is such that it was a mix of rain and wet snow, so the roads were pretty slushy.  And very, very dark.  Then I got stuck behind some putz going 40 mph the whole way in.  Once I got to work, I found that my computer had been updated over night, which means I had to log in again, and, ever since they installed a Zenworks upgrade a while back that means it takes, literally, about 30 minutes before I can start using my computer.  Very annoying.<\/p>\n<p>Good thing I didn&#8217;t have any Xmas shopping to do.<\/p>\n<p>One person who probably wishes this really <strong><em>was<\/em><\/strong> Armageddon is John Boehner, who couldn&#8217;t even get his House Republicans to back his &#8220;Plan B&#8221; (told ya you shoulda called it Plan 9).  So now they&#8217;re doing what responsible public servants do in the face of the devastation to the US (and world) economy should we plunge into the pecuniary precipice: they&#8217;re going on break until after Christmas.  <\/p>\n<p>I really hope Obama isn&#8217;t going to take this opportunity to cave in on more cuts to Social Security or something.  <\/p>\n<p>Oh well, I suppose I&#8217;d better get some work done, just in case the world doesn&#8217;t end today.  <\/p>\n<p>Stay safe out there, and let us know if you see any signs of the Rapture or something.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, it&#8217;s been nice knowing you all, but this is it &#8211; the end of the world. I&#8217;m not sure if there&#8217;s a set time for it to happen (like, midnight or something), or if it&#8217;s going to happen all at once, or be kind of a rolling thing across the Earth. I guess it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7648","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7648","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7648"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7648\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7649,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7648\/revisions\/7649"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7648"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7648"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7648"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}