{"id":7706,"date":"2013-01-21T08:56:31","date_gmt":"2013-01-21T13:56:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningseditionists.com\/msblog\/?p=7706"},"modified":"2013-01-21T08:56:31","modified_gmt":"2013-01-21T13:56:31","slug":"king-inauguration-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/2013\/01\/21\/king-inauguration-day\/","title":{"rendered":"King Inauguration Day"},"content":{"rendered":"

Today’s kind of a double-dose of “fuck you” to the wingnut racist assholes out there. Not only does that you-know-what get ceremonially sworn in front of upwards of a million of the lazy slackers on the public dole that he gave all kinds of gifts to so they’d vote for him and not have to work for a living, but it’s also a public holiday honoring that other<\/em><\/strong> you know what who fucked everything up for the white man (and we had such a good thing going for the first couple hundred years, too). No matter how disappointed I am with Obama, it’s always nice to see a few teabagger’s heads explode. Which is a neat trick, because their skulls are basically filled with inert ingredients. <\/p>\n

Otherwise, there’s no much going on today. The weather has turned a bit chilly – and temperatures are supposed to drop all week. They say the high temperature on Thursday will be in the single digits (take that, Al Gore). I’m trying to decide if I have enough ambition to leave the house to buy groceries and get gas. Plus I should drop off the checks to pay the property taxes. I really ought to, but that would involve getting dressed, and I don’t actually have to leave the house until Wednesday, so I dunno.<\/p>\n

I doubt I’ll be watching any of the inauguration, though I gather that there’s really big news: Michelle Obama has bangs now. Now I just need to find out who made the dress she’ll be wearing, and my day will be complete. I’m sure there will be plenty of stupid-looking hats on display, too.<\/p>\n

Whatever you do today, have a good one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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