{"id":7789,"date":"2013-03-04T07:29:29","date_gmt":"2013-03-04T12:29:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningseditionists.com\/msblog\/?p=7789"},"modified":"2013-03-04T08:00:37","modified_gmt":"2013-03-04T13:00:37","slug":"monday-112","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/2013\/03\/04\/monday-112\/","title":{"rendered":"Monday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I heard those depressing, Monday morning words from Steve Inskeep again on the way into work &#8211; &#8220;Cokie Roberts joins us&#8230;.&#8221;  Bleh.  She shared her &#8220;wisdom&#8221; with us on the whole sequester thingie, and whether or not it&#8217;s a big deal.  Well, Cokie, where I work, it means over $7.2 million dollars gets cut out of an already stretched, cut, stretched again, and cut some more budget. Hopefully I&#8217;ll still have a job when all is said and done, because I think I&#8217;d have to sell my house (and my dogs) if things go in the crapper.<\/p>\n<p>Worse than having to listen to Cokie, though, was that I had to listen to her while I was the third car in line behind a snow plow (note, it wasn&#8217;t snowing) that was going 35 mph (downhill &#8211; 30 up) for a substantial portion of my drive in.  <\/p>\n<p>It took the two idiots ahead of me almost 8 miles to finally make a move and pass (at which point, about eight of us made a break for it).  Annoying.  What was it George Carlin said?  &#8220;Anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anybody going faster is a maniac.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p>Except I think they&#8217;re pretty much <strong><em>all<\/em><\/strong> idiots.  If they aren&#8217;t idiots while driving, they immediately turn into idiots when they step foot inside a grocery store.  But don&#8217;t get me started.<\/p>\n<p>If I lived in an area where a giant sinkhole could &#8211; suddenly and without warning &#8211; open up and suck my bedroom in while I was sleeping, I&#8217;d have even more difficulty sleeping than I do already.  I mean, the bugs down there in Florida are bad enough, but, shit.  I think maybe Ross Perot was wrong about where they giant sucking sound was coming from.   <\/p>\n<p>Oh well, time to get back to that giant suck hole known as work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I heard those depressing, Monday morning words from Steve Inskeep again on the way into work &#8211; &#8220;Cokie Roberts joins us&#8230;.&#8221; Bleh. She shared her &#8220;wisdom&#8221; with us on the whole sequester thingie, and whether or not it&#8217;s a big deal. Well, Cokie, where I work, it means over $7.2 million dollars gets cut out [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7789","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7789","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7789"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7789\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7791,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7789\/revisions\/7791"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7789"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7789"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7789"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}