{"id":7835,"date":"2013-03-24T10:44:05","date_gmt":"2013-03-24T14:44:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningseditionists.com\/msblog\/?p=7835"},"modified":"2013-03-24T13:42:11","modified_gmt":"2013-03-24T17:42:11","slug":"sunday-58","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/2013\/03\/24\/sunday-58\/","title":{"rendered":"Sunday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday was a day of frustration.  First, after having dumped the ashes from my ash vac outside, I got locked outside after the sliding door latch managed to hook itself.  The latch mechanism has been a pain in the ass for quite a while now (not wanting to lock when you want it to, and locking itself when you don&#8217;t).  Fortunately, the wife was home or I&#8217;d have been out in the cold for who knows how long.  So I pulled the latch out and looked at the Home Depot website, and they claimed to have latch mechanisms in stock that seemed to be pretty close to what I needed.  Since I also needed some tubes for my shop lights (it&#8217;s getting a little dark down there) and a reducing bushing to get my spare sump pump ready to roll, I headed over there.  Alas, the website lied and I was forced to order the part (and the guy says it&#8217;s gonna take two friggin&#8217; weeks to get it).  Plus, they didn&#8217;t have the bushing I needed.  So I bought $40 worth of fluorescent light bulbs instead.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;ve ever tried to replace the tubes in a 4&#8242; fluorescent ceiling fixture, you know what a pain in the ass it can be (especially if you&#8217;re old and your shoulders hurt all the time &#8211; that working over your head shit is a hassle).  Especially when you&#8217;re really trying to not push something the wrong way and have the bulb explode in your face. But I managed to get the new tubes in, and there was blessed light.  For about 5 minutes, and then the damn thing flickered a few times and stayed off.  <\/p>\n<p>So I tried another dead fixture.  Same result (except for the part where it comes on even for a short time).  OK, I decided, time to give up and work on project #3: rebuilding my pool pump motor.  I got the motor and pump pulled apart, got the impeller off the shaft (which was more difficult than it should have been &#8211; especially working in less than ideal lighting conditions), and then proceeded to try and get the end bell off the motor.  I tried tapping, beating, swearing, asking nicely, and beating some more.  No dice.  So I decided to give up on that one, too, lest I beat the thing so hard that I break something.<\/p>\n<p>I decided to go do my weekly shopping instead (freeing up my morning this morning for vegetating in front of the computer, doing laundry, and re-reading the story about Florida Gulf Coast University kicking the crap out of Georgetown.  Hoya Saxa (Latin for one-and-done)!  As the saying goes around here, &#8220;it&#8217;s 10:44 AM, and Georgetown still sucks.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I was reading this article on &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2013\/03\/23\/mummy-myths-ancient-egypt-embalming_n_2934131.html\">mummy myths exposed<\/a>&#8221; this morning.  Apparently, it used to be thought that the rich folks had their organs removed via a slit through the belly, while the 99% were treated to cedar oil enemas, which dissolved everything.  Turns out, everybody got the slit treatment, &#8220;although for the elites evisceration was sometimes performed through a slit through the anus.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s a privilege?  Well, let&#8217;s hope folks like Dick Cheney and Mitt Romney get the royal treatment when the time comes.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s just come to my attention that today is Palm Sunday.  I think that means that Easter is close.  Maybe next weekend, even? Easter in March &#8211; that&#8217;s fairly rare.  I never remember how they figure that out (other than it&#8217;s 40 days after Mardi Gras or something).  Turns out, it&#8217;s the first Sunday following the first full moon that occurs on or after the day of the vernal equinox.  I think they should just go with April 7th or something. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m such a failed Catholic &#8211; I really ought to know that church trivia stuff.  It may have been a long time ago, but I still went through the indoctrination process (even though I opted out at a pretty young age &#8211; never even made it to my Confirmation, which, if I weren&#8217;t already going to hell for a host of reason, would mean I&#8217;m going to hell).  I mean, thinking about it, it occurs to me that I can&#8217;t actually remember the entire &#8220;Hail Mary&#8221; spell (and that was the easy one).  And I certainly couldn&#8217;t get through an &#8220;Our Father.&#8221;  And I <strong><em>never<\/em><\/strong> could remember the &#8220;Act of Contrition,&#8221; mostly because I was always a good boy (at least, I never admitted to much of anything in confession, and anyway I quit going before I was old enough to commit any juicy sins) and never got more than a few Hail Marys.<\/p>\n<p>I did like burning the palm leaves, though. <\/p>\n<p>Oh well, I guess it&#8217;s time to find some way to frustrate away the rest of the weekend.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday was a day of frustration. First, after having dumped the ashes from my ash vac outside, I got locked outside after the sliding door latch managed to hook itself. 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