{"id":7878,"date":"2013-04-17T08:26:01","date_gmt":"2013-04-17T12:26:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningseditionists.com\/msblog\/?p=7878"},"modified":"2013-04-17T08:47:22","modified_gmt":"2013-04-17T12:47:22","slug":"wednesday-94","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/2013\/04\/17\/wednesday-94\/","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s stupid meeting day today, and unless it gets cancelled in the next few minutes, it looks like it&#8217;s on.  Typically, it starts out with the person who keeps insisting we have this meeting saying, &#8220;I don&#8217;t have anything.&#8221;  Well, great.  Remind me what the point of this nonsense is again?<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, in Boston, the misinformation continues.  On the way home last night, I was told that these were two pressure cooker bombs triggered by a Casio watch used as a timer (I have this intense desire to Google &#8220;pressure cooker bomb&#8221; but am afraid they&#8217;d slam me into a dog pen in Gitmo before the day was over).  By the time this morning rolled around, they could only confirm that one of them was a pressure cooker, and the other was yet to be determined because, well, because it blew the fuck up and there isn&#8217;t much to go on.  They also said the triggering mechanism(s) were now &#8220;kitchen timers.&#8221;  Or something.  I don&#8217;t think they really know.<\/p>\n<p>Or at least the nattering nincompoop on NPR don&#8217;t know.  Hopefully the feds have some decent information, though I can&#8217;t help but remember what they put that poor schmuck Richard Jewell through down in Atlanta.<\/p>\n<p>They also seem to feel compelled to keep saying that pressure cookers are &#8220;like you use to cook rice in.&#8221;  Really?  You have to clear that up for people (thank goodness it wasn&#8217;t a crock pot)?  I&#8217;ve always had a bit of an aversion to pressure cookers, because the one we had when I was a kid was the default &#8220;puking pan&#8221; for when anybody was sick (if two of us were sick at the same time, the Dutch Oven was pressed into service).<\/p>\n<p>Needless to say, we didn&#8217;t really prepare any meals (rice or otherwise) in the pressure cooker. I mean, just looking into the thing evoked a somewhat Pavlovian gag response.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of gagging, I guess I&#8217;d better get ready for this stupid meeting, &#8216;cuz it doesn&#8217;t look like it&#8217;s been canceled.<\/p>\n<p>Late Update: Stupid meeting has been canceled.  :yippee:  Maybe this will be a better day than  I thought.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s stupid meeting day today, and unless it gets cancelled in the next few minutes, it looks like it&#8217;s on. Typically, it starts out with the person who keeps insisting we have this meeting saying, &#8220;I don&#8217;t have anything.&#8221; Well, great. Remind me what the point of this nonsense is again? Meanwhile, in Boston, the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7878","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7878","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7878"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7878\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7881,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7878\/revisions\/7881"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7878"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7878"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7878"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}