{"id":7939,"date":"2013-05-23T07:55:14","date_gmt":"2013-05-23T11:55:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningseditionists.com\/msblog\/?p=7939"},"modified":"2013-05-23T07:55:14","modified_gmt":"2013-05-23T11:55:14","slug":"thursday-107","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/2013\/05\/23\/thursday-107\/","title":{"rendered":"Thursday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sure everybody&#8217;s read the story about the brutal attack in London where a British soldier was hacked to death.  British PM David Cameron called it an &#8220;act of terror.&#8221;  So I&#8217;m now waiting for Darryl Issa and Fox News to condemn him for not calling it a &#8220;terrorist attack,&#8221; which of course is something completely different.<\/p>\n<p>On the list of places I&#8217;m glad I don&#8217;t live, Arkansas is definitely in the top ten, I think (there&#8217;s actually a tie between lots of places for that  number 10 spot).  Why?  Well, for example, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2013\/05\/22\/tom-cotton-corruption-of-blood_n_3322251.html\">Arkansas wingnut Tom Cotton attempted to introduce an amendment to the Nuclear Iran Prevention Act of 2013<\/a>, which seeks to penalize anyone who violates human rights, engages in censorship, or commits other abuses associated with the Iranian government.  That doesn&#8217;t go far enough for Uncle Tom, though.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Cotton also seeks to punish any family member of those people, &#8220;to include a spouse and any relative to the third degree,&#8221; including, &#8220;parents, children, aunts, uncles, nephews nieces, grandparents, great grandparents, grandkids, great grandkids,&#8221; Cotton said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;There would be no investigation,&#8221; Cotton said during Wednesday&#8217;s markup hearing before the House Foreign Affairs Committee. &#8220;If the prime malefactor of the family is identified as on the list for sanctions, then everyone within their family would automatically come within the sanctions regime as well. It&#8217;d be very hard to demonstrate and investigate to conclusive proof.&#8221;<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>So, like, if your Uncle does something bad, bam &#8211; you&#8217;re going to jail for 20 years, no questions asked.  You didn&#8217;t have to even know about it and since it would be hard to prove, we just won&#8217;t require any proof. <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s kind of like what happens to the families of Chinese or North Korean dissidents who mysteriously disappear. <\/p>\n<p>After it was brought to Tom&#8217;s attention that this was actually unconstitutional, he reluctantly withdrew his amendment.  Oh, that pesky constitution.  Better luck next time, Tom.<\/p>\n<p>Getting out of the shower this morning, I slammed my toe on the metal ridge where the shower doors used to slide (before I took them out and put up a regular shower curtain).  Slammed it so hard, it bled, even.  And it was the bad toe on the bad foot, so it really hurt like a son-of-a-bitch. Then I smacked my knee getting into the car to go to work, and that still hurts.  And, just now, I yawned so hard I pulled my trapezius muscle.  I have a feeling this is gonna be a sucky day.  <\/p>\n<p>So I just calculated my biorhythms, and the bad news is that I&#8217;m on a downward trend for physical, intellectual, and emotional &#8211; and I&#8217;m not even bottomed out yet.  Things look pretty bad for Memorial Day weekend.  Fortunately, the weather is gonna suck, too.  Well, not suck, really.  But it&#8217;s gonna be pretty cool, so I don&#8217;t think there will be any swimming going on.  But maybe I can get some shit done &#8211; assuming my body doesn&#8217;t completely fall apart, in which case I&#8217;ll just sit out in the sun and read.<\/p>\n<p>But first, I gotta get through today.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sure everybody&#8217;s read the story about the brutal attack in London where a British soldier was hacked to death. 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