{"id":8229,"date":"2013-11-28T04:50:32","date_gmt":"2013-11-28T09:50:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningseditionists.com\/msblog\/?p=8229"},"modified":"2013-11-28T04:50:32","modified_gmt":"2013-11-28T09:50:32","slug":"chappy-chanukahsgiving","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/2013\/11\/28\/chappy-chanukahsgiving\/","title":{"rendered":"Chappy Chanukahsgiving"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, I know, people are have already coined the term &#8220;Thanksgivukkah&#8221; but I like mine better. The real question is, why are there two Ks in Hanukkah, but only one K in Chanukah? Anyhow, as you no doubt have already heard, today is both the first day of Chanukah, and Thanksgiving &#8211; a coincidence that shall not happen again until something like the year 79881. My prediction is that this means this will actually never happen again, &#8216;cuz if humans haven&#8217;t managed to wipe themselves out of existence by then, things will be a lot different and they&#8217;ll have other made up holidays to celebrate.  <\/p>\n<p>Anyhow, for those of you who don&#8217;t work at Wal-Mart, have a happy holiday today.  And stay out of the department stores.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, I know, people are have already coined the term &#8220;Thanksgivukkah&#8221; but I like mine better. The real question is, why are there two Ks in Hanukkah, but only one K in Chanukah? Anyhow, as you no doubt have already heard, today is both the first day of Chanukah, and Thanksgiving &#8211; a coincidence that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8229","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8229","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8229"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8229\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8230,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8229\/revisions\/8230"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}