{"id":8357,"date":"2014-01-28T07:00:54","date_gmt":"2014-01-28T12:00:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningseditionists.com\/msblog\/?p=8357"},"modified":"2014-01-28T10:48:55","modified_gmt":"2014-01-28T15:48:55","slug":"greeting-from-lake-fuckitscold-my-hometown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/2014\/01\/28\/greeting-from-lake-fuckitscold-my-hometown\/","title":{"rendered":"Greetings from Lake Holyfuckitscold, My Hometown"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>According to my outdoor thermometer, it&#8217;s -7.4 out there this morning.  I gotta say, I&#8217;m getting tired of this winter already.  Winter usually doesn&#8217;t start really pissing me off like this until mid-February, so I reckon I have a tough couple of months ahead. And the flu is running rampant, rampaging through society and killing people left and right (shame it doesn&#8217;t kill more on the right than the left).  What, you didn&#8217;t know that?  <\/p>\n<p>Yes indeed it is.  In fact, the flu is &#8220;widespread&#8221; in 35 states and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/news\/national\/widespread-flu-activity-grows-35-states-article-1.1575993\">according to the extraordinarily fuzzy and all but unreadable chart on this page<\/a>, a whopping 4.5% of &#8220;visits&#8221; for &#8220;influenza-like illnesses&#8221;.  Visits to where, it doesn&#8217;t actually say, though I assume it&#8217;s to the ER and not, like, Disney World.  That&#8217;s about 2.5 marks higher than the unexplained dotted line on the chart, so I&#8217;m assuming it&#8217;s significant.  Plus <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/life-style\/health\/texas-mother-dies-flu-age-29-report-article-1.1571118\">an otherwise healthy 29-yr old woman in Texas died of the flu after being sick for a mere 5 days<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>Conclusion: if you didn&#8217;t get a flu shot, you&#8217;re gonna die.  Especially if you live in Texas.<\/p>\n<p>I blame Obamacare.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of which, tonight is the SOTU address, which I&#8217;m pretty sure nobody actually cares about. At least, I know I don&#8217;t.  Unless he announces that he&#8217;s instructing the DOJ to stop raiding pot dispensaries and that he&#8217;s going to urge Congress to legalize pot (or at least reclassify it as a Schedule V drug or something). But if that happens, I reckon I&#8217;d read about it the next day. Otherwise, I&#8217;m not interested in the dog and pony show.  Maybe he means what he says, but he&#8217;s got about zero chance of getting anything through Congress at this point (except maybe cuts to Social Security), so it doesn&#8217;t really matter.<\/p>\n<p>The big question for this evening is will I bother to put the garbage out, or let it ride for a week?  <\/p>\n<p>So long, Pete. Too any oldtimers moving on these days, and not nearly enough young&#8217;uns capable of filling their shoes.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"450\" height=\"338\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/I9eDU045u_E\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>According to my outdoor thermometer, it&#8217;s -7.4 out there this morning. I gotta say, I&#8217;m getting tired of this winter already. Winter usually doesn&#8217;t start really pissing me off like this until mid-February, so I reckon I have a tough couple of months ahead. And the flu is running rampant, rampaging through society and killing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8357","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8357","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8357"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8357\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8359,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8357\/revisions\/8359"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8357"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8357"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8357"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}