{"id":8398,"date":"2014-02-08T09:06:55","date_gmt":"2014-02-08T14:06:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningseditionists.com\/msblog\/?p=8398"},"modified":"2014-02-08T09:19:48","modified_gmt":"2014-02-08T14:19:48","slug":"commie-olympics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/2014\/02\/08\/commie-olympics\/","title":{"rendered":"Commie Olympics"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/commons\/thumb\/7\/7e\/Hammer_and_sickle.svg\/200px-Hammer_and_sickle.svg.png\" width=\"100\" align=\"right\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"3\" \/>At some point (while I wasn&#8217;t paying attention) it seems that the Rooskie Olympics started.  I guess this means that I won&#8217;t be seeing the stuff I usually record on NBC for a couple of weeks (for last night, that means no Grimm or Dracula &#8211; bummer). I will mostly be ignoring the Olympics as much as is possible (not an easy feat), but I did hear that the Russian team marched into the opening ceremony to a Russian knockoff band&#8217;s rendition of Queen&#8217;s &#8220;We are the Champions&#8221; as Vladimir Putin grooved to the music.  <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not an expert on Russian law, but I&#8217;m pretty sure the whole bunch of them should be tossed in a gulag for violating the &#8220;promoting gay lifestyle&#8221; law. What in Stalin&#8217;s name will they do when the figure skating competition starts?<\/p>\n<p>This one&#8217;s for you, Putie-Poot!   :bf: <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2014\/02\/07\/russian-tv-olympic-rings-doctored_n_4747852.html\">Apparently they had a little technical glitch, though<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>The opening ceremony at the Winter Games hit a bump when only four of the five rings materialized in a wintry opening scene. The five were supposed to join together and erupt in fireworks. But one snowflake never expanded, and the pyrotechnics never went off.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Aw.  How sad. Must&#8217;ve been a bummer for everybody watching on the teevee.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>&#8230;everything worked fine for viewers of the Rossiya 1, the Russian host broadcaster.<\/p>\n<p>As the fifth ring got stuck, Rossiya cut away to rehearsal footage. All five rings came together, and the fireworks exploded on cue.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It didn&#8217;t show on television, thank God,&#8221; Jean Claude-Killy, the French ski great who heads the IOC coordination commission for the Sochi Games, told The Associated Press.<\/p>\n<p>Producers confirmed the switch, saying it was important to preserve the imagery of the Olympic symbols.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Jean Claude-Killy?  Now there&#8217;s a blast from the past.  For those too young to remember, Jean Claude-Killy was like the Secretariat of Alpine Skiing.  Of course if you don&#8217;t remember him, then you don&#8217;t remember Secretariat, either.  He was the Jack Nicklaus of horse racing.  Jack was kind of the Beatles of&#8230;.  Never mind.  I guess I have no way to relate to the young people anymore.   \ud83d\ude41  <\/p>\n<p>Please pay for my Social Security anyway, &#8216;kay?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>The unveiling of the rings is always one of the most iconic moments of an opening ceremony&#8230;<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>OK.  I&#8217;ll have to take your word for that.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>&#8230;and President Vladimir Putin has been determined to use the ceremony as an introduction of the new Russia to the world.<\/p>\n<p>The show&#8217;s artistic director George Tsypin said the malfunction was caused by a bad command from a stage manager.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>A former stage manager, who I don&#8217;t think we&#8217;ll be hearing from for a while.  On the bright side, he should get about 30 years worth of free concerts from a certain Queen tribute band.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a story I missed: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.denverpost.com\/marijuana\/ci_24922186\/colorado-springs-airports-installs-amnesty-boxes-marijuana\">Colorado Springs Airport installs amnesty boxes for marijuana<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>The Colorado Springs Airport on Wednesday installed amnesty boxes for people who didn&#8217;t realize that it&#8217;s illegal to possess marijuana on a plane or even at the airport.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>No only did I miss the story, I feel as though I&#8217;ve missed a real opportunity to install my own alternative amnesty boxes.  The article doesn&#8217;t say what they do with the collected material, but let&#8217;s just say I wouldn&#8217;t mind an invite to the Colorado Springs Airport maintenance department&#8217;s Christmas party next year.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m really starting to tire of this whole &#8220;Polar Express&#8221; crapola.  For one thing, the name sounds like it should be a 64 oz beverage at a non-NYC 7\/11 (either that or the train that takes you to visit Santa). Mostly, though, it&#8217;s &#8216;cuz I&#8217;m getting too old for this shit. My stuff hurts enough when it&#8217;s nice out.  What I really need is to spend about 12 hours a day in a nice warm pool.  Or maybe I should buy a hot tub.  Nah, if I had that kind of money, I&#8217;d get a plow truck (imagine that &#8211; plowing snow from inside a vehicle with the heater cranked and the radio on, drinking a beer  :nod: ).<\/p>\n<p>Sunny this morning though, so no plowing required, thank goodness.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At some point (while I wasn&#8217;t paying attention) it seems that the Rooskie Olympics started. I guess this means that I won&#8217;t be seeing the stuff I usually record on NBC for a couple of weeks (for last night, that means no Grimm or Dracula &#8211; bummer). 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