{"id":8458,"date":"2014-02-27T06:13:08","date_gmt":"2014-02-27T11:13:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningseditionists.com\/msblog\/?p=8458"},"modified":"2014-02-27T09:27:26","modified_gmt":"2014-02-27T14:27:26","slug":"the-end-is-near","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/2014\/02\/27\/the-end-is-near\/","title":{"rendered":"The End is Near"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I opened up the lo-cal newspaper site this morning (the word &#8220;newspaper&#8221; strikes me as something destined to become a quaint old term that will hang on for a while, though only old people will remember where it comes from &#8211; like &#8220;icebox&#8221; or &#8220;dialing&#8221; a phone), and this is the headline (there&#8217;s another one) I was greeted with:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Over a foot of snow, 45 mph gusts and bitter cold in store<\/strong>  :omg: <\/p>\n<p>Time to finish my coffee and go back to bed, I think.  <\/p>\n<p>Fortunately, it appears they were talking about the folks just to the north of us, though we&#8217;re due for cold and wind and snow, too.  Just not quite as much (as always around here though, it depends on which way the wind blows). <\/p>\n<p>Have I mentioned that I&#8217;m tired of winter?<\/p>\n<p>So, Jan Brewer has done the right thing and vetoed Arizona&#8217;s &#8220;it&#8217;s OK to discriminate against people you don&#8217;t like as long as Jesus told you to&#8221; law.  I would hesitate before praising her as the most wonderful white raisin in the desert, though. She clearly stuck a finger or two up into the air to see which way the wind was blowing before acting.<\/p>\n<p>While perusing the Crap Post this morning, I noticed a headline of &#8220;A &#8216;Bachelor&#8217; Contestant Just Exposed The True Reality Of The Show&#8221; so I figured I&#8217;d click on it, and I was shocked.  Shocked to read that this piece of dreck has been on for 18 years.  18 years!  Do you remember when it was a big deal that Gunsmoke ran for 20 years on the teevee?  Not that I was much of a fan (of the tv show &#8211; the radio show, however, is great), but at least it was a real show and not something dumb fake reality thing.<\/p>\n<p>Anyhow, if you care, the big &#8220;secret&#8221; revealed was that the bachelor in question is an asshole.  Big surprise there.<\/p>\n<p>Wine Woot has a deal on &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/wine.woot.com\/offers\/truffle-butter-and-duck-fat-3-7?utm_source=Daily+Digest&#038;utm_campaign=6be662f0f8-Daily+Digest+-+20140227+-+Tech.Woot&#038;utm_medium=email&#038;utm_term=0_c5ca76da11-6be662f0f8-278648666#tracked\">Truffle Butter and Duck Fat<\/a>&#8221; this morning, for all those interested. Never tried either of those things, but they sound rather disgusting to me.  And duck fat sounds like something you&#8217;d use to waterproof your boots.<\/p>\n<p>Oh well, time to go make my breakfast.  Like my dad, I&#8217;ve long been allergic to eggs (not in the &#8220;break out in hives&#8221; sense, but in the &#8220;get all bloated and feel like shit for a few hours&#8221; sense).  So I&#8217;ve decided to eat two eggs every morning until I get over it.  I&#8217;m on about day five now.  :yuck: It&#8217;s working quite well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I opened up the lo-cal newspaper site this morning (the word &#8220;newspaper&#8221; strikes me as something destined to become a quaint old term that will hang on for a while, though only old people will remember where it comes from &#8211; like &#8220;icebox&#8221; or &#8220;dialing&#8221; a phone), and this is the headline (there&#8217;s another one) [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8458","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8458","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8458"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8458\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8458"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8458"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8458"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}