{"id":868,"date":"2008-01-29T05:00:31","date_gmt":"2008-01-29T10:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningseditionists.com\/msblog\/?p=868"},"modified":"2008-01-28T22:14:23","modified_gmt":"2008-01-29T03:14:23","slug":"tuesday-open-thread-83","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/2008\/01\/29\/tuesday-open-thread-83\/","title":{"rendered":"Tuesday Open Thread"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On the odd chance that I got too hammered playing the SOTU drinking game last night to get up and write a post this morning, I&#8217;m getting this out of the way ahead of time.<\/p>\n<p>Boy, what a great speech, huh?  The preznit was mighty impressive, and only somebody secure in his manhood could shove his tongue that far down Joe Lieberman&#8217;s throat. Or really, really drunk.  But what were those odd hand signals Larry Craig was throwing out?  Must be some kind of bathroom thing.<\/p>\n<p>I sure do hope those cowardly traitorous Democrats pass retroactive immunity for the telecom companies so we can all be safe from democracy again.<\/p>\n<p>Oh well, have a happy Tuesday.<\/p>\n<p>And Art, Melina says &#8220;my vet said to use bag balm&#8230;and if that doesnt work to get an RX called Kerasolz, which solughs off the dry cells and moristurizes the nose underneath.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On the odd chance that I got too hammered playing the SOTU drinking game last night to get up and write a post this morning, I&#8217;m getting this out of the way ahead of time. Boy, what a great speech, huh? The preznit was mighty impressive, and only somebody secure in his manhood could shove [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-868","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/868","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=868"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/868\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}