{"id":8764,"date":"2014-06-07T07:11:00","date_gmt":"2014-06-07T11:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/?p=8764"},"modified":"2014-06-08T08:29:17","modified_gmt":"2014-06-08T12:29:17","slug":"olde-home-days","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/2014\/06\/07\/olde-home-days\/","title":{"rendered":"Olde Home Days"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a big weekend here in our little town (or, more precisely, down in the Village).  Yep, Olde Home Days are here again &#8211; a tradition that&#8217;s been going on since, well, I have no idea since when.  Our town was founded in 1794 but the village is a newcomer, not incorporated until 1853 when they presumably decided town taxes weren&#8217;t high enough so they should add village taxes as well.  Anyhow, suffice it to say, it&#8217;s been goign on for quite a while.  In fact, in the olden days, Olde Home Days were called Old Home Days, but I reckon at some point &#8220;old&#8221; didn&#8217;t seem old enough so they went the universally accepted convention of adding an &#8216;e&#8217; on the end to make it seem even older.<\/p>\n<p>Anyhow, the weekend will be filled with bands, food, amusement rides, fireworks, a car and motorcycle show, tons-o-crap for sale, a parade, all, of course, culminating in the big Duck Race. All of which means there will be an ungodly amount of traffic in the Village &#8211; with cars at times no doubt backed up four or five deep at the traffic light.  This means I&#8217;ll need to avoid the area between now (last night, actually) and Monday morning, which wouldn&#8217;t be a problem if I didn&#8217;t need to get both diesel and beer (and drop a shitload of electronics-type shit off at the Town&#8217;s electronics shit dumping pile).  <\/p>\n<p>Now, you might think that it&#8217;s a bit too close to Memorial Day to be having yet another paradin&#8217; type of event, but you have to understand that here in these parts, summer is all too short and every town needs to jump in there with what we (and I assume y&#8217;all do, too) call &#8220;Field Days&#8221; before Labor Day week (&#8216;cuz you can&#8217;t compete with the State Fair, after all).  So I guess our village said, &#8220;fuck it, let&#8217;s get ours out of the way first,&#8221; and even as it is, we conflict with the vaunted St. Sophia&#8217;s Greek Festival and the &#8220;Taste of Syracuse&#8221; (used to have a conflict with the Balloon Festival, too, until they realized they had a chance of better weather if they pushed it back to the end of June\/beginning of July).<\/p>\n<p>I reckon I can head to the next town over to get beer later on today, but I&#8217;ll be needing that diesel to cut the grass and I&#8217;m getting tired of the old electronics sitting in my garage, so I guess I&#8217;d better make a quick trip over there now before the crowds show up.<\/p>\n<p>Have an A-One day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a big weekend here in our little town (or, more precisely, down in the Village). Yep, Olde Home Days are here again &#8211; a tradition that&#8217;s been going on since, well, I have no idea since when. Our town was founded in 1794 but the village is a newcomer, not incorporated until 1853 when [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8764","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8764","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8764"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8764\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8766,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8764\/revisions\/8766"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8764"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8764"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8764"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}