{"id":8868,"date":"2014-07-24T07:59:49","date_gmt":"2014-07-24T11:59:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/?p=8868"},"modified":"2014-07-24T07:59:49","modified_gmt":"2014-07-24T11:59:49","slug":"well-crap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/2014\/07\/24\/well-crap\/","title":{"rendered":"Well, Crap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every evening when I get home from work, I hang my backpack up on the wall of the garage and take out the various containers (for breakfast, lunch, and water) and electronic equipment (mp3 player, phone, other phone) that I carry with me for a day at the salt mines.<\/p>\n<p>Every morning, I prepare all my stuff for the day, load it into my backpack, and then throw the backpack into my car.  I did all of that this morning as usual.  Or so I thought.  When I got to work and grabbed my backpack from the seat next to me, all I grabbed was a handful of air.  <\/p>\n<p>Shit.<\/p>\n<p>No breakfast, no lunch, no water, no mp3 player, no work phone.  I&#8217;ve got my personal phone, thankfully, but that&#8217;s about it. Oh, and my wallet, which I reckon I&#8217;ll be needing if I want lunch.  <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s gonna be a long day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every evening when I get home from work, I hang my backpack up on the wall of the garage and take out the various containers (for breakfast, lunch, and water) and electronic equipment (mp3 player, phone, other phone) that I carry with me for a day at the salt mines. Every morning, I prepare all [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8868","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8868","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8868"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8868\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8869,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8868\/revisions\/8869"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}