The best thing about the Sunday morning shows is that they almost make me happy to go back to work. Almost.<\/p>\n
This week on Press the Meat, it’s two of the biggest heads out there in one place, as Timmy’s Potatohead hosts Ralph Nader. Will Ralph run? Will anybody care? Tune in to find out. Then we’ll hear from a roundtable of talking heads, with NY Times asshole David Brooks, presidential historian Doris Kearns Goodwin, NPR’s Michele Norris and living proof that goatees are for assholes, Chuck Todd (to anyone out there with a goatee, that was just a joke, so lighten up).<\/p>\n
Over at CBS, looks like Faze the Nation has lost another webmaster, ‘cuz they’ve still got last week’s information up, and who really gives a sit anyway?<\/p>\n
Moving over to Fux News, it’s Governor’s Day, as Weaselface Wallace has two asshole Republican Governors (Tim “we aint got money to waste repairing bridges” Pawlenty of Minnesota, and Mark “Elizabeth, I’m comin’ to join you honey” Sanford of SC. Ever fair and balanced, Weaselface also has Democrats Tim Kaine of VA and Jon Corzine from Jersey. There’s also the usual assortment of Fuxheads, and the return of the ‘Power Player of the Week,” Maverick McCain’s campaign manager, Rick Davis.<\/p>\n
At the Goebbels network, George Snufalufagus hosts Senator MBNA, Joe Biden, and the sick and twisted Senator from Texas, Kay Bailey Hutchison. Speaking of sick and twisted, This Weak’s Roundtable has Peggy Noonan (former lead singer of Herman’s Hermits) and Cokie “the hag” Roberts, plus the sadly pathetic George :jerk: Will, and WaPost columnist EJ Dionne.<\/p>\n
Another Governor’s day of sorts over at CNN, as Wolf Blitzer’s Late Emission includes Ed Rendell of PA (Clinton lackey) and Kathleen Sebelius of KS (Obama sycophant), and I guess Tim Pawlenty didn’t have much to do today, ‘cuz they’ll drag him out again, too, along with Chuck Hagel. Mike McConnell (Director of National Intelligence) will be on to tell us we’re all gonna die because the telecom companies don’t have retroactive immunity – yet – and Wolfie will also trot out St. McCain’s shyster, Robert Bennett, plus the usual pathetic collection of CNN talking heads.<\/p>\n
Later, on 60 Minutes, Scott Pelley brings us the story of Jill Simpson, who was ordered – by Karl Rove – to smear Alabama Governor Don Siegelman by trying to take pictures of him in a compromising, sexual position with one of his aides (except Siegelman was faithful to his wife, so that didn’t work out). Anderson Cooper tells us of newspaper editor Chauncey Bailey, who was probably killed to keep a story he was working on out of print. And Steve Kroft tells us how fucked we are with all the bees gone. <\/p>\n
Enjoy your Sunday, everybody. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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