{"id":9078,"date":"2015-01-01T07:53:53","date_gmt":"2015-01-01T12:53:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/?p=9078"},"modified":"2015-01-01T07:53:53","modified_gmt":"2015-01-01T12:53:53","slug":"happy-new-year-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/2015\/01\/01\/happy-new-year-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy New Year"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As expected, I didn&#8217;t make it to midnight last night. Didn&#8217;t even try &#8211; I went to bed at about 9:30. Midnight is right in the middle of my first 3-hour sleep cycle, befor I get up to take a leak at 1:00, so I really didn&#8217;t want to be awake for it. Besides, I&#8217;ve seen the ball drop before and it&#8217;s really not that big a thrill. Plus Ryan Seacrest is no Dick Clark (I actually have no idea who Ryan Seacrest is &#8211; I&#8217;ve heard the name but have no idea what he&#8217;s &#8220;famous&#8221; for. Is he one of these American Idol made up celebrity things). And I rarely have a clue who these so-called music acts they have on are. Not that I was a big fan of Guy Lombardo, either.<\/p>\n<p>Anyhow, I guess this is the official end of the holiday season. Thank goodness ML King day is coming soon &#8211; I already need a day off. I mean, other than today and tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p>Between the warmish weather, fox piss\/cayenne pepper spray, and bags of balsam oil, we hadn&#8217;t seen any mice around here for a while. But with the return of the cold weather, we got two yesterday and two more this morning. It&#8217;s my hope that the stinky bags (actually, they smell pretty good &#8211; the fox piss, not so much. Much better to spray that outside and god help you if the wind shifts &#8216;cuz that stuff will burn your lungs and make you want to puke) are driving any interlopers toward the one spot where I have traps and that they&#8217;re staying out of everything else.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not, by nature, a bloodthirsty individual and would really rather not kill them. I&#8217;ve tried to make it clear that I would prefer they stay away, but sometimes it feel like I&#8217;m Leiningen and they&#8217;re the ants. Next thing you know I&#8217;ll be digging a moat and filling it with gasoline.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not one for setting New Year&#8217;s resolutions (because I know myself all too well), but this year I have outlined what I hope are easy to attain &#8220;goals&#8221; for myself, mostly because I think I&#8217;m at the point where if I don&#8217;t change something, I&#8217;m looking at a much shorter lifespan. And in the event that the Republicans don&#8217;t completely fuck up my retirement plans, I&#8217;d like to live long enough to collect my pension and Social Security. So I guess I&#8217;ll see how I do over the long haul.<\/p>\n<p>Oh well, time for some more coffee and then I can put my replacement water heater timer in (goal #1 &#8211; I told ya I&#8217;m going for the low-hanging fruit). <\/p>\n<p>Enjoy the parades. And the bowl games (they still have those, right?).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As expected, I didn&#8217;t make it to midnight last night. Didn&#8217;t even try &#8211; I went to bed at about 9:30. Midnight is right in the middle of my first 3-hour sleep cycle, befor I get up to take a leak at 1:00, so I really didn&#8217;t want to be awake for it. 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