{"id":9188,"date":"2015-04-09T10:19:21","date_gmt":"2015-04-09T14:19:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/?p=9188"},"modified":"2015-04-09T10:19:21","modified_gmt":"2015-04-09T14:19:21","slug":"echo-location","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/2015\/04\/09\/echo-location\/","title":{"rendered":"Echo Location"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know if you&#8217;ve heard of the Amazon &#8220;Echo&#8221; or not. It was kind of in the news for a while when it was first introduced, but we haven&#8217;t heard a lot about it lately, mostly, I think, because they haven&#8217;t really shipped a lot of them. If you don&#8217;t know, it&#8217;s a little Pringles can size unit that has microphones and a speaker and it connects to your home WiFi. The idea is you can ask it questions or tell it to play music or whatever. I think it&#8217;s somewhat smarter than Siri (not exactly a high bar) but quite a bit more limited than &#8220;OK Google.&#8221; But the idea was it would add features and better integration as time went on. Really something that, to me, sounded both stupid and like something I wanted. Of course, as is the way of things these days, you needed to &#8220;request&#8221; an &#8220;invitation&#8221; for the privilege of spending your $200 on the thing, though Prime members would get it for half price. No way would I spend $200 on it, but $100 made me at least consider it ($49.99 would be better). So I procrastinated, but then the guy I work with said he ordered one and I hate to be left out, so I went for it.<\/p>\n<p>By the time I got my &#8220;invitation&#8221; (January), they were anticipating mine would ship by May, but by fiddling around with the shipping speed, I eventually got them to promise delivery by April 9th &#8211; which, you may have noticed, is today. Or course, that status of the order has remained &#8220;not yet shipped,&#8221; so I wasn&#8217;t really anticipating it to arrive today. And, truth be told, my lust for this rather stupid item has diminished greatly over the past four months, and I&#8217;ve been tempted to just cancel the damn thing. But, hey, I ordered it and for some reason I tend to feel obligated to keep my word &#8211; even if it&#8217;s to a corporate conglomerate that uses what&#8217;s close to slave labor in its distribution centers so that I can get my case of toilet paper delivered on time every month (which reminds me, I need to skip a couple deliveries &#8211; it&#8217;s only the two of use and we got a few cases backed up).<\/p>\n<p>But then today I got an e-mail saying &#8220;sorry&#8221; but we aren&#8217;t shipping your goddamn talking Pringles can until like the end of June or July now, and do I still want it? You know what? No. No I don&#8217;t. I really didn&#8217;t want it anymore anyway, and Google tells me everything I need to know, whether it&#8217;s on my phone, my tablet, or in my web browser. And if I&#8217;m in need of a frustrating experience, I can always talk to my work iPhone. Plus the guy I work with said he cancelled his Echo order, too, so I don&#8217;t have to worry about hearing how great it is and then having to buy it for full price just to keep up.<\/p>\n<p>So, thank you Amazon. You just saved me $100.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/fritziUp.jpg\" width=\"650\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know if you&#8217;ve heard of the Amazon &#8220;Echo&#8221; or not. It was kind of in the news for a while when it was first introduced, but we haven&#8217;t heard a lot about it lately, mostly, I think, because they haven&#8217;t really shipped a lot of them. 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