{"id":944,"date":"2008-04-14T05:00:11","date_gmt":"2008-04-14T09:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningseditionists.com\/msblog\/?p=944"},"modified":"2008-04-13T19:57:58","modified_gmt":"2008-04-13T23:57:58","slug":"monday-open-thread-94","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/2008\/04\/14\/monday-open-thread-94\/","title":{"rendered":"Monday Open Thread"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Crap, it&#8217;s Monday again, and that just pisses me off.  I think I&#8217;ll head down to the diner and get me a big glass of OJ.  You know, I finally figured out Chris Matthews&#8217; problem with orange juice.  The Florida Sunshine spokestwit used to be Anita Bryant.  And we all know what sorts of folks Anita Bryant had a problem with.  We&#8217;re also all pretty familiar with the man crushes Tweety gets on people like John McCain, and how Tweety seems to have quite a problem with the female types.  He&#8217;s either hostile to them, or he fakes sexual attraction and goofily fawns all over them in a rather stupid and embarrassing way (a little overcompensation there, Chris?).  <\/p>\n<p>So, I think Matthews is hostile toward orange juice because he subconsciously fears having his oranges squeezed by Anita Bryant.  Hey, do yourself a favor Chris.  Get outta that closet before you find yourself trading swapping press passes (and precious bodily fluids) with Jeff Guckert.  <\/p>\n<p>Not that there&#8217;s anything wrong with that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Crap, it&#8217;s Monday again, and that just pisses me off. I think I&#8217;ll head down to the diner and get me a big glass of OJ. You know, I finally figured out Chris Matthews&#8217; problem with orange juice. The Florida Sunshine spokestwit used to be Anita Bryant. And we all know what sorts of folks [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-944","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/944","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=944"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/944\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=944"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=944"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=944"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}