{"id":9460,"date":"2016-03-17T12:27:26","date_gmt":"2016-03-17T16:27:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/?p=9460"},"modified":"2016-03-17T12:27:26","modified_gmt":"2016-03-17T16:27:26","slug":"spd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/2016\/03\/17\/spd\/","title":{"rendered":"SPD"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"color:green\">Welcome to the most important holiday of the year &#8211; St. Patrick&#8217;s Day. There used to be a time when I really got into it (not the Irish part, so much, but the heavy drinking that took advantage of both of my major ethnic heritages &#8211; Irish and German), but, alas, like all holidays it seems to mean very little to me now. I mean, I&#8217;m at work today (and, even worse, tomorrow), for one thing. Plus I just can&#8217;t hammer &#8217;em down the way I once used to (just don&#8217;t look at the official definitions of &#8220;binge drinking&#8221; and &#8220;heavy drinking&#8221; because they&#8217;re what I would consider taking it easy &#8211; I shudder to think how they&#8217;d have defined my college years). So I&#8217;m sitting here all alone wearing a green shirt in my suffocating windowless office.<\/p>\n<p>Alone, because the person I work with had to have emergency surgery over the weekend, and will probably be out for at least the rest of this week (if he comes back tomorrow, he&#8217;s a fool &#8211; when you have a legitimate excuse to play hooky, go for it).<\/p>\n<p>Not that I really mind having the office to myself, but it means if something bad happens, everybody will be looking at me. Plus this puts me on-call for the third week in a row (which kinda sucks, because even if you don&#8217;t get a call, you&#8217;re kind of waiting for something terrible to happen, and hope you can deal with it). <\/p>\n<p>If all that wasn&#8217;t bad enough, just as my latest keg of beer was getting really good, I killed it last night. I really need to be more patient with this stuff and let it age longer before I tap it.<\/p>\n<p>Plus, while I have two batches fermenting in the basement right now, they won&#8217;t be ready for at least three weeks &#8211; and I really out to hold off for six. I did have the foresight to pick up a few the other day, but it&#8217;s just not the same.<\/p>\n<p>Oh well, sucks to be me, I guess. <\/p>\n<p>Have a happy, and safe, St. Patrick&#8217;s Day out there.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Welcome to the most important holiday of the year &#8211; St. Patrick&#8217;s Day. There used to be a time when I really got into it (not the Irish part, so much, but the heavy drinking that took advantage of both of my major ethnic heritages &#8211; Irish and German), but, alas, like all holidays it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9460","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9460","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9460"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9460\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9463,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9460\/revisions\/9463"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}