{"id":9521,"date":"2016-06-28T14:22:52","date_gmt":"2016-06-28T18:22:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/?p=9521"},"modified":"2016-06-28T14:22:52","modified_gmt":"2016-06-28T18:22:52","slug":"summers-almost-over","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/2016\/06\/28\/summers-almost-over\/","title":{"rendered":"Summer&#8217;s Almost Over"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, now that the summer solstice has come and gone the days are getting shorter again. It sure seems like the days get shorter a lot faster than they get longer after winter sets in. It was a tough weekend for me last weekend. Not just because I had to do a major upgrade on Sunday morning (always nice to work for free on Sunday), but because my trackball&#8217;s scroll wheel stopped working.<\/p>\n<p>This may not seem like a big deal, but, man, as Joni Mitchell sang, &#8220;&#8230; you don&#8217;t know what you&#8217;ve got &#8217;til it&#8217;s gone.&#8221; It was beyond annoying to have use my keyboard arrow keys or grab the scroll bar and drag it down. Thanks goodness for Amazon &#8211; I ordered a new one on Sunday morning and damned if it didn&#8217;t get here yesterday. <\/p>\n<p>Every time I want to disavow myself from all things Amazon, they drag me back in again.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve also had a ridiculously sore neck for the past couple of weeks. Not the normal annoying pain that I&#8217;ve become accustomed to in various parts of my body (either individually, or in concert with one another), but a super pain in the neck that&#8217;s forced me to sleep on my back with a heating pad wrapped around my neck. <\/p>\n<p>And of course in this nanny state we live in, the goddamn heating pad shuts off after a while, so I have to keep on restarting it (good thing I don&#8217;t actually sleep much). Plus my ear bud cord gets all tangled up with the heating pad cord which (because I tend to toss and turn a lot) gets wrapped around my neck.<\/p>\n<p>Every time I have to get up to take a leak (which, fortunately, is only about 27 times a night), I damn near strangle myself.<\/p>\n<p>The worst part about the neck thing is that it hurts to look down, meaning I can&#8217;t sit outside and read for very long, which is about the only thing I like to do these days after work (especially now that Game of Thrones is over &#8211; can&#8217;t believe I have to wait another year for that to come back).<\/p>\n<p>And then yesterday my seemingly never-ending foot issues resurfaced, so I&#8217;ve been hobbling along like a 90-yr old man. So even if I was able to sit outside and read, the walk back and forth to refill my beer would be intolerable.<\/p>\n<p>I always knew that getting old would suck, but I didn&#8217;t know what a maliciously sadistic process it would be.<\/p>\n<p>On the bright side, I&#8217;m taking next week off (first week I&#8217;ve taken off in, I think, a couple of years), and if things stay quiet at work, I think I&#8217;ll take Friday off to make up for working on Sunday. So that&#8217;ll be good. Until I have to come back to work again, at which point I&#8217;ll feel like cutting my throat.<\/p>\n<p>But no meat pie for me, thanks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, now that the summer solstice has come and gone the days are getting shorter again. It sure seems like the days get shorter a lot faster than they get longer after winter sets in. It was a tough weekend for me last weekend. 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