{"id":9529,"date":"2016-07-11T09:25:47","date_gmt":"2016-07-11T13:25:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/?p=9529"},"modified":"2016-07-11T09:25:47","modified_gmt":"2016-07-11T13:25:47","slug":"oh-thank-heaven-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/2016\/07\/11\/oh-thank-heaven-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh, Thank Heaven"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure there are no longer any 7-Elevens around where I live anymore (a quick search tells me the closest one is about 10 miles away from me). But if you have one near you, you can go get a free <strike>Squishy<\/strike> Slurpee today, because it&#8217;s 7\/11. It also happens to be my anniversary &#8211; 18 years. I&#8217;m celebrating by being back at work after 10 days off (though I was on call this weekend, so I was only &#8220;off&#8221; in the sense that I wasn&#8217;t getting paid). Fortunately for my wife &#8211; this, coincidentally, is her anniversary as well &#8211; and the dogs, she&#8217;s off today. <\/p>\n<p>We had an unusual day yesterday &#8211; for the first time in longer than I can recall, it was actually cool out and it rained (a little bit &#8211; just enough to make the weeds reach for the sky &#8211; the grass is still brown and brittle, especially over the leach field). It felt very strange (and enjoyable) to be cool for a day. Sadly, it won&#8217;t last long. Today is supposed to be normal (mid eighties) and then it&#8217;s back up into the nineties again for the rest of the week. And no rain, except for maybe a pop-up thunderstorm here or there, which will just make it even muggier out.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re not really used to things being this hot and dry around here. I mean, if I wanted this nonsense, I&#8217;d move to Texas or something. But I think I&#8217;d stay away from Texas &#8216;cuz I think there&#8217;s gonna be a race riot down there (but not limited to there, unfortunately) pretty soon.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, once President Trump takes over, he&#8217;ll clear all this nastiness up. I hear he&#8217;s a race uniter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure there are no longer any 7-Elevens around where I live anymore (a quick search tells me the closest one is about 10 miles away from me). But if you have one near you, you can go get a free Squishy Slurpee today, because it&#8217;s 7\/11. It also happens to be my anniversary [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9529","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9529","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9529"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9529\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9530,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9529\/revisions\/9530"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9529"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9529"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9529"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}