{"id":959,"date":"2008-04-29T05:00:39","date_gmt":"2008-04-29T09:00:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningseditionists.com\/msblog\/?p=959"},"modified":"2008-04-28T21:58:54","modified_gmt":"2008-04-29T01:58:54","slug":"tuesday-open-thread-94","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/2008\/04\/29\/tuesday-open-thread-94\/","title":{"rendered":"Tuesday Open Thread"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I figured it was about time I wrote something really interesting and intelligent here.  Unfortunately, I couldn&#8217;t think of anything, so I&#8217;ll tell you about the poo-poo my puppy left for me when I came home for lunch yesterday.  I&#8217;ve seen a lot of crap in my time, but this was pretty amazing.  Stellar, really, in terms of sheer volume for such a small (though quickly growing) dog.  It had the consistency of wet mud, and had to have covered at least four square feet, at an average depth of approximately 3 1\/2&#8243; or so.  That&#8217;s, what, almost 1.2 cubic feet of shit.  I wound up using a snow shovel to clean it up.  Good thing I didn&#8217;t put the shovels away for the season yet.  That reminds me.  I&#8217;d better go and get that shovel out of the shower.  Thank goodness Granny will be home with him today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I figured it was about time I wrote something really interesting and intelligent here. Unfortunately, I couldn&#8217;t think of anything, so I&#8217;ll tell you about the poo-poo my puppy left for me when I came home for lunch yesterday. I&#8217;ve seen a lot of crap in my time, but this was pretty amazing. Stellar, really, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-959","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/959","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=959"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/959\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=959"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=959"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=959"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}