{"id":9632,"date":"2016-11-24T08:24:00","date_gmt":"2016-11-24T13:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/?p=9632"},"modified":"2016-11-24T08:24:00","modified_gmt":"2016-11-24T13:24:00","slug":"turkey-day-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/2016\/11\/24\/turkey-day-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Turkey Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Thanksgiving everybody. This year, we give special thanks for&#8230;um, let me see here&#8230;for&#8230;. Well, I guess I&#8217;m thankful that it&#8217;s not January 20th yet. Anad that it&#8217;s not snowing. Beyond that, I dunno, &#8216;cuz come Inauguration Day, we are SOOOOOOOO fucked. I wish I was just being a pessimistic alarmist or something, but I really don&#8217;t feel so good about what&#8217;s to come in this country. I&#8217;d say I hope we can hold on for 4 years, but I&#8217;ll be the fucker gets a second term. Just &#8216;cuz We The People really are that stupid. Not all of us, of course &#8211; just a minority that somehow make up the majority of voters in the Shithead States of America. The old chestnut is that you get the government you deserve, and I&#8217;m fine with those people getting the government they voted for. I just don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s fair that <b><i>I&#8217;m<\/i><\/b> getting stuck with the government <b><i>they<\/i><\/b> deserve.<\/p>\n<p>I was going to write more, but the dogs are insisting on being pet this morning. Every time one leaves, another comes to take his (or her) place. So I guess that&#8217;s another thing I&#8217;m grateful for &#8211; no shortage of doggies to scratch behind the ears.<\/p>\n<p>To those of you who don&#8217;t have to go over to the in-laws today (anybody talks Trump today, and I&#8217;m gonna scream), have a Happy Thanksgiving. I guess the rest of us will just have to do the best we can.<\/p>\n<p>Now hurry up and eat so you can get out to Walmart before all the good shit&#8217;s gone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Thanksgiving everybody. This year, we give special thanks for&#8230;um, let me see here&#8230;for&#8230;. Well, I guess I&#8217;m thankful that it&#8217;s not January 20th yet. Anad that it&#8217;s not snowing. Beyond that, I dunno, &#8216;cuz come Inauguration Day, we are SOOOOOOOO fucked. I wish I was just being a pessimistic alarmist or something, but I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9632","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9632","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9632"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9632\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9633,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9632\/revisions\/9633"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9632"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9632"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9632"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}