{"id":9681,"date":"2017-01-27T09:13:05","date_gmt":"2017-01-27T14:13:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/?p=9681"},"modified":"2017-01-27T09:13:05","modified_gmt":"2017-01-27T14:13:05","slug":"one-down-207-at-least-to-go","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/2017\/01\/27\/one-down-207-at-least-to-go\/","title":{"rendered":"One Down, 207 (At Least) To Go"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, we&#8217;ve now completed week one of the Trumpian Era, and there hasn&#8217;t been a nuclear war yet, so I guess that&#8217;s good. And it looks like we&#8217;re gonna get that shiny new fence across our Southern border. To paraphrase Saint Ronald Reagan, &#8220;Se\u00f1or Pe\u00f1a Nieto, put up that wall!&#8221; Unfortunately, along with all this good stuff comes some bad, and people have been dropping like flies this week &#8211; Butch Trucks, Mary Tyler Moore, and now Mannix himself, Mike &#8220;Don&#8217;t Call Me Chuck&#8221; Connors. So many of the great TV detectives of my youth are dead now  &#8211; Rockford, Columbo, Paladin (both John Dehner on the radio, and Richard Boone on the teevee &#8211; does Paladin count as a detective?), Banacek, Hec Ramsey (speaking of Richard Boone), Amos Burke (Gene Barry in Burke&#8217;s Law, remember that one?), Kolchak, McMillan, McCloud&#8230;. At least we still have Andy Sipowicz. <\/p>\n<p>Seeing the people I grew up with croak always makes me feel old. Not quite as old as I felt this morning, though, as I walked up with my wife to her office to kill some time before the shuttle came. We followed a gaggle of student nurses, and either you only need to be about 12 years old to go to nursing school these days, or I&#8217;m getting really fucking old. <\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, based on how I feel trying to get out of bed in the morning (and by morning, I mean what I used to think of as the middle of the night &#8211; another sign of age, keeping old man hours), I&#8217;m pretty sure I know which one it is.<\/p>\n<p>I guess I probably don&#8217;t need to tell anybody here, but this getting old stuff kinda sucks. It&#8217;s strange to look in the mirror (which I frankly try to avoid as much as possible) and see that I&#8217;ve got that old man chicken neck thing going on and crow&#8217;s feet around my eyes when I smile (which, as my wife will be happy to tell you, I rarely do &#8211; she seems to think it makes me look &#8220;surly,&#8221; but I tell her it&#8217;s just that I&#8217;m not some brain-damaged grinning moron &#8211; not that there&#8217;s anything wrong with that). <\/p>\n<p>And of course my hair is  grey and thinning (not as bad as it could be, of course, and maybe not even all that noticeable &#8211; the thinning part; I&#8217;m reluctantly forced to admit the grey part is eminently noticeable &#8211; but compared to the way it used to be <b><i>I<\/b><\/i> certainly notice). <\/p>\n<p>Hard to believe that my time is winding down now. I mean, I&#8217;m not quite ready cash in my chips just yet, but the roller coaster is on the down side, and it&#8217;s definitely picking up speed.<\/p>\n<p>When you&#8217;re ten years old, one year is a pretty substantial percentage of your life experience. Now, though, one year is all but indistinguishable from another &#8211; unless something bad happens, but even that fades a bit with time &#8211; which I guess is a good thing.<\/p>\n<p>And your brain decides it&#8217;s gonna remember whatever the hell it feels like remembering, not what <b><i>you<\/i><\/b> want it to remember. Middle school locker combination? 18-37-29. What you went out to the garage for? Sorry, you&#8217;re on your own with that one, pal.<\/p>\n<p>On the bright side, at least it&#8217;s Friday. And if there aren&#8217;t any late-in-the-day crises that arise, I&#8217;m hoping to skip out ahead of my normal quittin&#8217; time and take the early bus home. The earlier the better, because Monday will be here before you know it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, we&#8217;ve now completed week one of the Trumpian Era, and there hasn&#8217;t been a nuclear war yet, so I guess that&#8217;s good. And it looks like we&#8217;re gonna get that shiny new fence across our Southern border. To paraphrase Saint Ronald Reagan, &#8220;Se\u00f1or Pe\u00f1a Nieto, put up that wall!&#8221; Unfortunately, along with all this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9681","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9681","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9681"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9681\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9682,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9681\/revisions\/9682"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9681"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9681"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9681"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}