{"id":9696,"date":"2017-02-21T08:23:51","date_gmt":"2017-02-21T13:23:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/?p=9696"},"modified":"2017-02-21T08:23:51","modified_gmt":"2017-02-21T13:23:51","slug":"everything-stinks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/2017\/02\/21\/everything-stinks\/","title":{"rendered":"Everything Stinks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When two out of three dogs came back inside this morning, I didn&#8217;t think much about it. For a while. But after patiently waiting for Bud (who we probably should have named &#8220;Bart&#8221;) to turn up, I decided to step outside and have a look. Sure enough, there he was, patiently waiting &#8211; OUTSIDE the gate. It&#8217;s been a while (a couple of years, I think) since he made a break for it so I was kind of hoping he&#8217;d outgrown that tendency, but once I got him inside I realized what he must have been up to. Mainly, chasing a skunk.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t think he took a full shot, but he got enough to make the bedroom (and my hands, since I of course pet him) stink. And probably the rest of the house, too, though by then I was desensitized to it. Should smell great walking into the house when we get back home today.<\/p>\n<p>Of course the first thing I need to do is go walk the fence perimeter and see if I can figure out where he got out. It was too dark this morning to see anything. Thank goodness it&#8217;s supposed to be warm today, at least. <\/p>\n<p>If only things only literally stunk, it wouldn&#8217;t be so bad. After all, I&#8217;m sure everybody&#8217;s got a favorite skunk-smell mitigation recipe, which, if it doesn&#8217;t work, at least give you something to do while you get used to the smell. Unfortunately, there&#8217;s no magic elixir that will take the stink off this country while he-who-shall-not-be-named is President. I mean, thinks weren&#8217;t smelling all that rosy BT. <\/p>\n<p>But now, well, let&#8217;s just say it looks like I picked a bad year to quit drinking.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When two out of three dogs came back inside this morning, I didn&#8217;t think much about it. For a while. But after patiently waiting for Bud (who we probably should have named &#8220;Bart&#8221;) to turn up, I decided to step outside and have a look. Sure enough, there he was, patiently waiting &#8211; OUTSIDE the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9696","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9696","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9696"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9696\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9697,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9696\/revisions\/9697"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}