{"id":9859,"date":"2017-12-12T05:02:55","date_gmt":"2017-12-12T10:02:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/?p=9859"},"modified":"2017-12-12T05:02:55","modified_gmt":"2017-12-12T10:02:55","slug":"decidin-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/2017\/12\/12\/decidin-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Decidin&#8217; Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s special election day down in Alabama, and by the end of the day I predict we&#8217;ll have a fitting replacement for Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III in the United States Senate. Although polling suggests a tight race, I predict that when all is said and done Roy &#8220;Grandpa&#8221; Moore and his micropistol will wind up with an easy win. <\/p>\n<p>Because, hey, it&#8217;s Alabama where the popular sentiment is pretty much, &#8220;hey, my cousin was only 14 when I married her, so what&#8217;s the big deal?&#8221; And we don&#8217;t want the goddamn godless liberals and lyin&#8217; media telling us who to vote for, now do we? So congrats to Roy and the rest of good old boys (and the <strike>women<\/strike> girls who love them) down there in the Heart of Dixie. <\/p>\n<p>This one&#8217;s for you.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/akSu1O4e9i4\" frameborder=\"0\" gesture=\"media\" allow=\"encrypted-media\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s special election day down in Alabama, and by the end of the day I predict we&#8217;ll have a fitting replacement for Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III in the United States Senate. Although polling suggests a tight race, I predict that when all is said and done Roy &#8220;Grandpa&#8221; Moore and his micropistol will wind up [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9859","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9859","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9859"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9859\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9860,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9859\/revisions\/9860"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9859"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9859"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9859"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}