Press the Meat starts out with Snotty Scotty (no doubt Timmy Potatohead will have lots of ‘gotcha’ moments), then an update from yesterday’s DNC Rules Committee meeting with Obamaite Tom Daschle & Clintonista Harold Ickes.<\/p>\n
Turning to CBS, Faze the Nation has Howard Wolfson (Clinton Campaign), li’l Lindsey Graham, and Dick Durbin.<\/p>\n
On Fux News Sunday, Weselface Wallace recylces Howard Wolfson, plus there’s Obamite David Bonior, the usual Fuxheads, and “Power Player of the Week” Brendan Sullivan. <\/p>\n
At the Goebbels network, George Snufalufagus has David Axelrod (Obama’s chief strategist), and the Nazi Dough Boy, and Karl Rove. At the roundtable, it’s former Clinton spokesmodel Dee Dee Myers, the WaPost’s E.J. “poupon” Dionne, Matt Dowd, and George :jerk: Will. <\/p>\n
Over at CNN’s Late Emission, Uboat Commander Wolf Blitzer has Chris Dodd and David Bonior for Obama, plus Kevin’s Senator Bill Nelson and icky Harold Ickes for Clinton, and Mark Sanford for Johnny McCain. And then there’s Fareed “token” Zakaria and some other assholes.<\/p>\n
Later, on 60 Minutes, it’s more recycled stories as police officer Keith Herrera talks to Katie Couric about his involvement in one of the largest police scandals in Chicago history. Then David Martin reports on a “non-lethal weapon” to be used for crowd contro’,” and Lesley Stahl profiles Tom Perkins, about his really big fucking yacht.<\/p>\n
My advice? Skip the boobleheads, and go see Poultygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.<\/p>\n