Damn, has it been a week already?

Starting off on Press the Meat, Timmy Potatohead host John Edwards, on to connect Timmy with the spirit of Big Russ (who may or may not actually be dead). Oh, wait, it’s the other John Edwards. Never mind.

Since you probably won’t hear much about the Super Bowl today, Bobby Schieffer brings you an all-NFL Faze the Nation, with NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, the annoying Dan Marino (who was on his back all day anytime he played Syracuse while he was at Pitt), former Giants albino quarterback Phil Simms, and CBS Sports booblehead, Jim Nantz.

Over at Fux News Sunday, weaselface Chris Wallace will attempt to perpetuate the myth that Democrats don’t have a plan to get us the hell out of Iraq. Unfortunately for the weaselfaced little fuck, he’ll be interviewing Jim Webb, who will hopefully deck him. Plus li’l Lindsey Graham will be on to whine and piss his pants.

Over at Goebbels, George Snufalufagus hosts Saint John McCain, on to talk out of both sides of his mouth, plus Chuck “not bad for a Republican” Hagel (don’t forget, he was one of the 28 Republican bastards to vote in favor of repealing the Federal minimum wage entirely), to talk about the Senate’s “controversial” non-binding (give these cowards some cheese, fer chrissakes) resolution to give dubya a limp rebuke on throwing more American kids into that pit over in Iraq. Then, David Brooks and George :jerk: Will will try to out-asshole each other, as Donna Brazile looks on and attempts to seem relevant. Plus, we’ll hear from the Duchess of York (I think that’s Fergie, isn’t it?) on being named the American Cancer Society’s ‘Mother of the Year.’ What the hell – she’s not even American, is she (or is it the duchess of York, PA)? Stephen Colbert needs to give the cancer society a wag of the finger over this.

Over on CNN, it’s “former day” on Wolf Blitzer’s late emission, with former CIA Deputy Director John McLaughlin, former President of Lebanon, Amine Gemayel, former Iowa governor Tom Vilsack, former CIA spook Bob Baer, and the formerly relevant Ralph Nader. Plus, occasional Democrat Dianne Feinstein, extremely specialized German sidearm, Dick Lugar, Rob Portman (who is actually willing to admit to being White House Budget Director), and co-author of “Cobra II: The Inside Story of How the Bush Administration Fucked Up Iraq,” Michael Gordon.

Later, on 60 Minutes, there is no 60 Minutes this week, because it’s Super Bowl EX EL EYE, between the Chicago Bears and the Indy Colts. Why the hell is the Super Bowl in February now, anyway? To the extent that I care who wins (which, mostly, I don’t), I guess I’ll just have to go for the team with the most former SU players – which would be the Colts, with 5. Plus, I never really liked Mike Ditka (he really has nothing to do with the Bears now, but fuck ’em anyway).

Have a super Sunday.