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Morning Seditionists

Privacy Policy

Who we are

Our website address is: http://www.morningseditionists.com/msblog2. Which you probably already knew, ‘cuz here you are. As for “we,” we is me, but this page is (mostly) boilerplate and I don’t feel like changing all the wording.

Why this page is here

I think we’re supposed to have one of these to comply with the General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR), which is something that crazy EU came up with because they actually give a shit about personal privacy. For my fellow Americans, never mind – privacy is one of the many things that our government doesn’t even pretend to care about anymore.

What personal data we collect and why we collect it

Comments

When visitors leave comments on the site we collect the data shown in the comments form, and also the visitor’s IP address and browser user agent string to help spam detection.

An anonymized string created from your email address (also called a hash) may be provided to the Gravatar service to see if you are using it. The Gravatar service privacy policy is available here: https://automattic.com/privacy/. After approval of your comment, your profile picture is visible to the public in the context of your comment.

Media

If you upload images to the website, you should avoid uploading images with embedded location data (EXIF GPS) included. Visitors to the website can download and extract any location data from images on the website.

Contact forms

Cookies

If you leave a comment on our site you may opt-in to saving your name, email address and website in cookies. These are for your convenience so that you do not have to fill in your details again when you leave another comment. These cookies will last for one year.

If you have an account and you log in to this site, we will set a temporary cookie to determine if your browser accepts cookies. This cookie contains no personal data and is discarded when you close your browser.

When you log in, we will also set up several cookies to save your login information and your screen display choices. Login cookies last for two days, and screen options cookies last for a year. If you select "Remember Me", your login will persist for two weeks. If you log out of your account, the login cookies will be removed.

If you edit or publish an article, an additional cookie will be saved in your browser. This cookie includes no personal data and simply indicates the post ID of the article you just edited. It expires after 1 day.

Embedded content from other websites

Articles on this site may include embedded content (e.g. videos, images, articles, etc.). Embedded content from other websites behaves in the exact same way as if the visitor has visited the other website.

These websites may collect data about you, use cookies, embed additional third-party tracking, and monitor your interaction with that embedded content, including tracing your interaction with the embedded content if you have an account and are logged in to that website.

Analytics

Who we share your data with

We don’t share your data with anybody.

How long we retain your data

If you leave a comment, the comment and its metadata are retained indefinitely. This is so we can recognize and approve any follow-up comments automatically instead of holding them in a moderation queue.

For users that register, we also store the personal information they provide in their user profile. All users can see, edit, or delete their personal information at any time (except they cannot change their username). Website administrators can also see and edit that information.

What rights you have over your data

If you have an account on this site, or have left comments, you can request to receive an exported file of the personal data we hold about you, including any data you have provided to us. You just have to give us some time to figure out how to do that. You can also request that we erase any personal data we hold about you – which isn’t actually any, unless you entered something into your profile, which you can edit or delete yourself anytime you want. This does not include any data we are obliged to keep for administrative, legal, or security purposes.

Where we send your data

Visitor comments may be checked through an automated spam detection service.

Your contact information

We don’t share your contact information, or use it for anything except for automated forgotten password responses. If somebody wants to get in touch with you, we may pass along an e-mail to you to let you decide if you want to reply to them. That would be pretty rare, though, and in any case we’d never share your information directly.

Additional information

How we protect your data

Mostly, we try to keep WordPress updated, and we don’t share your information. Just keep in mind that anything you post in a comment is public. If you somehow lose you mind and post your phone number or your credit card information or something, let us know when you sober up and we’ll delete it. But the horse is kind of out of the barn at that point, so, you know, don’t do that. Also, don’t post anybody else’s private information here either.

Even though there are only maybe two or three people who still wander by here (including me), there are spiders and robots (and Russian spies) who crawl through the web (who may or may not be working on behalf of that fat pussy-grabbing guy in the White House), and everything you post will most likely survive forever (and nobody’s gonna believe you were hacked). So play nice, and don’t be dumb.