Our power was out for about 12 hours (maybe more) yesterday, then on for an hour, and off for a couple more. Not exactly what I needed. Better it should have happened today, when all I’d have missed was….

On Press the Meat, you’ve heard him spread White House lies and deception Mon thru Fri, now it’s your chance to hear him lie through his teeth on a Sunday, as Timmy Potatohead hosts Tony Snowjob. Timmy also has Senators Jack Reed and Chuck Hagel, on to tell us how proud they are of the US Senate, and then Richard Engel crawl out from under the rock he’s been hiding under to tell us how brave he’s been pretending to cover Iraq, while the real journalists have been out there with their asses on the line.

Over at CBS, Bush buddy Bobby Schieffer has a throughly exciting show in store for us, with Presidential “hopeful,” Joe Biden (keep hopin’, Joe), Dick Lugar, and hack writers Doyle McMAnus of the LA Times, and Josephine Hearn of The Politico.

On the Goebbels Broadcasting Channel, it’s a thrilling EXCLUSIVE with Republican “front-runner” Mitt Romney (really? The Mormon from NJ is a front-runner? Says a lot about the rest of the field, doesn’t it?). Then, at the roundtable, it’s The Nation’s Kristina vanden Heuvel, Fareed “Token” Zakaria and George :jerk: Will. Plus, Michael Douglas, for some reason.

Over at Fux News with Weaselface Wallace, it’s Carl Levin and the Newtster.

Wolf Blitzer trots out the Snowman again, as well as a bunch of other people that I don’t really give a shit about, and later, on 60 Minutes, Bob Simon tells us about Kurdistan, “the other Iraq” (must be a nice place), Lesley Stahl tells us all about autism, and Kenny Chesney tells Anderson Cooper he’s not gay (no, really, honest). No word on if Anderson Cooper will tell the rest of us, “who gives a shit.”

Plus, there’s all your usual Sunday night hijinx. All assuming your power stays on, of course. Enjoy.