Holy Thursday, Batman! Today’s a big day, Christ-wise. I know, because it says so on Wikipedia. Being your basic fallen Catholic (frankly, I wasn’t really paying attention even before my fall from grace), I’m kind of vague on the whole thing, other than this is the first day of a four-day weekend, culminating in the most holy of holidays on Sunday (that, of course, being the beginning of the final season of the Sopranos on HBO). Bittersweet, to be sure. At least I can finally go back to doing all those things I didn’t actually give up doing for Lent. And wash these goddamn ashes off my forehead.